Denis Stracqualursi

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

this should be a formula that we should enforce

snood = booed

 

[somuchfun]

this should be a formula that we should enforce

snood = booed

I'm pretty sure Moyes wouldn't put up with that ****. Also our kit man said, I think on a visiting trip to City last december/january that he wouldn't even consider it as it'd be his responsibility.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Just score for us Stracqualursi
The truth is we'd never heard of you
all through the window
we signed nobody
then on the last day
you came with Royston Drenthe
Just score for us Stracqualursi

 

[Arteta10]

Just don't call him Stracq of the Echo

Its The Stracquaman lad

 

[Blue for you]

maybe call him Denis the menace

 

[Jolietjake]

'Straq the impaler', he's one creepy looking fella. He gives me the heebie geebies

 

[Librarian]

Oooohhhh Stracquelursi, he used to be an Argie, he's a scouser now

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

fighting with the temptation to expand on ...

Straaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who ?

and deciding instead to go with ....


Thirteen letters in his name
But we just call him Stracq
Truth is we can't say his name
That's why we call him Stracq
HE'S JUST AN ARGIE BOY
WHO WANTS TO PLAY FOOTBALL
AND WHEN HE HITS THAT THING
IT'D GO THROUGH A BRICK WAAAAALL

na na na na naa na na naa naa na na na-ah
and on and on and on and...

 

[bag a yoko]

i would think something along the lines of - get him in the box he'll knock em in until were top3 straka, strakalazzi to the tune of lady ga ga

 

[TheFinnFan]

stracq-on

 

[Seamus Colemole]

'Straq the impaler', he's one creepy looking fella. He gives me the heebie geebies

Or Vlad Strac.

 

[ijjysmith]

He's the new Ricky Villa I heard.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

fighting with the temptation to expand on ...

Straaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who ?

and deciding instead to go with ....


Thirteen letters in his name
But we just call him Stracq
Truth is we can't say his name
That's why we call him Stracq
HE'S JUST AN ARGIE BOY
WHO WANTS TO PLAY FOOTBALL
AND WHEN HE HITS THAT THING
IT'D GO THROUGH A BRICK WAAAAALL

na na na na naa na na naa naa na na na-ah
and on and on and on and...

just sing that in your head, with Mick Jaggers voice singing 'paint it black' if that's not gonna make you feel good then nothing is.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He's the new Ricky V**** I heard.

ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!! saying that makes you know who turn up, it's one of the keywords that activate him.

 

[Jolietjake]

Or Vlad Strac.

Straqula maybe?