Denis Stracqualursi

[Seamus Colemole]

Straqula maybe?

Count Straqula ftw

 

[Jolietjake]

Count Straqula ftw

"The Count", I love it

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Drenthe will be a good signing



Banger it is then.

Stracqula

so does anyone else reckon his pic on the o.s. looks like Valuev or some big arse French rugby player

*ahem

 

[TheNinja]

To the tune of Terrorvision's 'Tequila'

It makes me happy,
Con Stracquala it feels fine,
Con Stracquala when the doors are opened,
And con Stracquala when they're calling time,
That's the curse of

...I'll get me coat :blink:

 

[Jolietjake]

*ahem

Great minds and all that

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Great minds and all that

nah, you scanned past it and it was sublimely implanted in your nog.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

ok then, given we like ones with as few words as possible...


Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who
Denis Stracqualursi

 

[tellmema]

fighting with the temptation to expand on ...

Straaaaaaaaaaaacqua who who who ?

and deciding instead to go with ....


Thirteen letters in his name
But we just call him Stracq
Truth is we can't say his name
That's why we call him Stracq
HE'S JUST AN ARGIE BOY
WHO WANTS TO PLAY FOOTBALL
AND WHEN HE HITS THAT THING
IT'D GO THROUGH A BRICK WAAAAALL

na na na na naa na na naa naa na na na-ah
and on and on and on and...

Keeping it simple and first name terms..... Denis (blondie)

Denis Denis In your shirt so blue
Denis Denis When Barkley puts you through
That's gonna make it two oo oo

Oh Denis be doo We're in love with you

Bit gay like but.......

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Keeping it simple and first name terms..... Denis (blondie)

Denis Denis In your shirt so blue
Denis Denis When Barkley puts you through
That's gonna make it two oo oo

Oh Denis be doo We're in love with you

Bit gay like but.......

except it isn't Denis like Blondie sings, it's pronounced Dennis

 

[tellmema]

If you go with the Spanish pronunciation it would be Deneese which could still work

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

hopefully it's not gonna be

Denis, denis, why must you always miss
denis denis he's always on the p1ss

 

[tellmema]

we know the reality don't blow the fantasy.

 

[Number_25]

He's going to be ace.

 

[cadex]

My name is Stracqula
I am a count dracula
When's the next Derby?
Can't wait for some argy bargy
Mwaaahahhahaha

 

[TheFinnFan]

He's going to be ace.

i like to think so too, strong in air