Denis Stracqualursi

[mythbuster]

Don't. You. Dare.

He was though. It's widely recognised that he had very limited ability.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

He was though. It's widely recognised that he had very limited ability.

Not that widely recognised its seems!

 

[Boss_Blue]

Can we stop comparing Lukaku and The Stracq please - they are completely different players and the big man is technically far superior to Denis.

It's like trying to compare and argue over the performance of an Aston Martin versus a clapped out old Mini Cooper.

Doesn't mean you can't still be fond of the arl Mini though.

@tim cahill Lukaku should be looking at players like Eto'o as an example to improve his game not Stracq FFS

Everyone else - we all know that Denis was a technically limited Championship standard player. He played his heart out for us though and a lot of us love him for it so we don't need his limitations pointed out at every opportunity (as we are already aware of them).

Is right Denis lad.

 

[tim cahill]

So when you say "put himself about" you mean move more? Like when you say he "looks lazy" you're asking to see him to run around more?

No, when I say put himself about I mean mean make life difficult for defenders by using his strength to his advantage. When I say he looks lazy sometimes I mean that he shouldn't let the game pass him by through lack of effort. At times he should certainly 'run round more' particularly when the ball is in and around the box as that is what good strikers do. At present his movement isn't good enough.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

we've ruined enough strikers with this 'WORK HARD RUN LOTS' mentality. I'd rather not do it to one of the best potential strikers in the world.

Thanks.

 

[bluemangroup]

Can we stop comparing Lukaku and The Stracq please - they are completely different players and the big man is technically far superior to Denis.

It's like trying to compare and argue over the performance of an Austin Martin versus a clapped out old Mini Cooper.

Doesn't mean you can't still be fond of the arl Mini though.

@tim cahill Lukaku should be looking at players like Eto'o as an example to improve his game not Stracq FFS

Everyone else - we all know that Denis was a technically limited Championship standard player. He played his heart out for us though and a lot of us love him for it so we don't need his limitations pointed out at every opportunity (as we are already aware of them).

Is right Denis lad.

What's an Austin Martin?

 

[Dithering Dougie]

No, when I say put himself about I mean mean make life difficult for defenders by using his strength to his advantage. When I say he looks lazy sometimes I mean that he shouldn't let the game pass him by through lack of effort. At times he should certainly 'run round more' particularly when the ball is in and around the box as that is what good strikers do. At present his movement isn't good enough.

So if Straqs movement was so good how come he didn't score more goals?

 

[BlueLlama]

Lukaku is utterly ace just out of form.

Denis was utterly gash just a tad lovable. But still utterly gash.

 

[Boss_Blue]

What's an Austin Martin?

FFS autocorrect

 

[bluemangroup]

FFS autocorrect

Aren't you glad I'm back?

 

[Hellerad]

Lukaku could learn more from Drenthe than Strac.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Aren't you glad I'm back?

Overjoyed lad.

Ov-er-joyed.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Lukaku could learn more from Drenthe than Strac.

 

[Brennan]

Denis in tears after scoring.

 

[FTY]

He was though. It's widely recognised that he had very limited ability.

Denis going for a header.