Transfer Rumour Diego Costa

[windymiller]

It'll be Rondon, not Deeney

Faces will still melt!

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

My only real problem's with this are, he hasn't had a preseason. He'll just be getting fit and then go to Spain. Also will he care about doing well for us? If he wanted to join us for the season it would be fantastic though.

I bet he would pull his plums out (not literally) and would love to prove Conte wrong.

 

[toffeejack]

everyone buzzed over signing eto'o, he was only here for about 6 months, what's the difference?

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I'd rather him than no one, but the idea of a what would only be a 4 month loan is a tad bizarre to me.

 

[originalgreaserbob]

I bet he would pull his plums out (not literally) and would love to prove Conte wrong.

He's in Ibiza now and I bet he'd show up 20 pounds overweight and still half-drunk. In his signing photo he'd be sitting with Contract Dave with a lit cigarette and a half-full cocktail. One of those fruity drinks that looks like a Slurpee. But we'll never know because he's not coming.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

It'll be Rondon, not Deeney

How much for the pair?

 

[Azzurri]

He's in Ibiza now and I bet he'd show up 20 pounds overweight and still half-drunk. In his signing photo he'd be sitting with Contract Dave with a lit cigarette and a half-full cocktail. One of those fruity drinks that looks like a Slurpee. But we'll never know because he's not coming.

Sounds like Gazza and he was boss at Bolton away.

 

[captainvindaloo]

Can we please have a striker who actually wants to play for Everton, and not some controversial ego with his sights set elsewhere, (didn't we just have that?).

 

[tim cahill]

Can we please have a striker who actually wants to play for Everton, and not some controversial ego with his sights set elsewhere, (didn't we just have that?).

You're right we did.

He was our best player.

 

[Azzurri]

You're right we did.

He was our best player.

Yep yep yep.

He can actively despise Everton as far as I care. If he scores goals and causes opposition fume I'm all for it.

 

[captainvindaloo]

You're right we did.

He was our best player.

"Was", sadly being the operative word there.

 

[COYBL25]

Can we please have a striker who actually wants to play for Everton, and not some controversial ego with his sights set elsewhere, (didn't we just have that?).

Ooh, different coloured fonts and underlining

@bizzaro some competition here

 

[matty1878]

I just don't see him signing. He can go awol till January and blame Chelsea

 

[gonetomorrow]

He's in Ibiza now and I bet he'd show up 20 pounds overweight and still half-drunk. In his signing photo he'd be sitting with Contract Dave with a lit cigarette and a half-full cocktail. One of those fruity drinks that looks like a Slurpee. But we'll never know because he's not coming.

Reeling in to training an hour late.

"Beeb? Diego Costa don' wear no freegin' beeb!"

 

[billyblue80]

We need a player for the long term. As good a fantasy as this is.