2020/21 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Brades]

2 of those goals are the reason you're watching us on your TV right now.

Tap ins. Niasse would have scored them.

 

[Kurt.]

Tap ins. Niasse would have scored them.

We’re watching you sunshine x

*sniffs the air

 

[MikeH72]

I could have 19 goals this season when all you have to do is be in the 6 yard box.

You couldn’t in all honesty.

 

[Nymzee]

Tap ins. Niasse would have scored them.

Do we have to stick you on Red Alert list.

 

[Brades]

You couldn’t in all honesty.

Want to bet?

 

[MikeH72]

Want to bet?

Yes friend.

Do you think Trent should’ve been sent off for denying him a tap in at Anfield?

 

[Brades]

Yes friend.

Do you think Trent should’ve been sent off for denying him a tap in at Anfield?

No. Double Jeopardy. Dom would have missed anyway, was going to be further than 6 yards away.

That's missed shots from DCL this season. Not saved, missed the target completely. Quality with a capital crap.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Miracles. He's not very good at it, hence why we're constantly under pressure from City. New striker needed now while DCL takes the James Vaughan route to the lower leagues where he belongs.

Oh hello, why don’t you introduce yourself in the signings thread?

 

[MikeH72]

No. Double Jeopardy.

I’m glad we’re in agreement it was a clear pen.

 

[Encoder]

I could have 19 goals this season when all you have to do is be in the 6 yard box.

Then why aren't you out there as a professional footballer instead of being sat in your mums box room poorly attempting to be a WUM, mate?

 

[Brades]

Then why aren't you out there as a professional footballer instead of being sat in your mums box room poorly attempting to be a WUM, mate?

Debilitating knee injuries caused by trauma on the field. Would like to be visiting my mum but unfortunately she's dead. Class act.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Debilitating knee injuries caused by trauma on the field. Would like to be visiting my mum but unfortunately she's dead. Class act.

Big Virge?

 

[Blunatic]

I am sick and tired of reading posts like this. The slightest criticism and some whopper accuses you of wanting the team to fail.

Wrong. I criticised his performance against Burnley, you stupidly this admittly poor performance as a barometer to judge his overall contribution. performances like this are the exception and not the rule like you and other reactionary whoppers want us to believe.

 

[Bluestar]

I could have 19 goals this season when all you have to do is be in the 6 yard box.

In your dreams!

 

[Brades]

Chased after Laporte so hard there!