2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Charlie Sweet]

Needs a good year of knocking all this modelling and trying to become a fashion icon on the head and focusing solely on his football. The loss of Tom Davies from the squad in a few months will do wonders for him hopefully. That's if he still wants a career as a footballer. I think he's become to type of player to deem himself not fit to play when having the slightest knock, likely due to mental issues surrounding his injuries. He's a quality player on his day, but that's sadly become all too infrequent in the past two years.

What absolute rubbish. What dcl does in his spare time isn't what's driving these issues. Would you rather he was mad into his horses and up and down the motorway watching his horses run?

 

[arch stanton]

What absolute rubbish. What Dominic Calvert-Lewin does in his spare time isn't what's driving these issues. Would you rather he was mad into his horses and up and down the motorway watching his horses run?

or in the bookies/ale house/brass house all day?

 

[Agent Blue]

Depends on whether his new mattress has arrived and he has had his clutch adjusted by then.

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After a thorough investigation the culprit has been identified and returned to the cannery from which it escaped.

 

[DanEFC92]

Depends on whether his new mattress has arrived and he has had his clutch adjusted by then.

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Thelwell is negotiating with Bensons for Beds as we speak.

So expect a new mattress next Summer. Maybe.

 

[witchdoc187]

Needs a good year of knocking all this modelling and trying to become a fashion icon on the head and focusing solely on his football. The loss of Tom Davies from the squad in a few months will do wonders for him hopefully. That's if he still wants a career as a footballer. I think he's become to type of player to deem himself not fit to play when having the slightest knock, likely due to mental issues surrounding his injuries. He's a quality player on his day, but that's sadly become all too infrequent in the past two years.

Theres a lot of assumptions you're making there mate. I'm assuming you don't know him personally.

 

[mahermi1]

Thelwell is negotiating with Bensons for Beds as we speak.



So expect a new mattress next Summer. Maybe.


He'll get one second hand and past its sell date then. Or maybe Spurs will claim it.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Needs a good year of knocking all this modelling and trying to become a fashion icon on the head and focusing solely on his football. The loss of Tom Davies from the squad in a few months will do wonders for him hopefully. That's if he still wants a career as a footballer. I think he's become to type of player to deem himself not fit to play when having the slightest knock, likely due to mental issues surrounding his injuries. He's a quality player on his day, but that's sadly become all too infrequent in the past two years.

Yes the correlation between a little bit of fashion modelling and sporting injuries is well known isn’t it. Yerry Mina is never off the catwalk. Lesley King suffered chronic knee problems after a studs up reducer from Donatella Versace. Why didn’t Naomi Campbell have a successful football career? It’s no coincidence.

 

[Toffeelover]

When you look at how many games left in the season, think, will he make an appearance ?

 

[windymiller]

What absolute rubbish. What Dominic Calvert-Lewin does in his spare time isn't what's driving these issues. Would you rather he was mad into his horses and up and down the motorway watching his horses run?

I'm pretty sure some of our fans expect our players to have absolutely no personal life at all and no interests outside of Everton football club. Weirdos.

 

[cjuk87]

What absolute rubbish. What Dominic Calvert-Lewin does in his spare time isn't what's driving these issues. Would you rather he was mad into his horses and up and down the motorway watching his horses run?

He should be sat in the house, waiting for the next game! Bonus points if he plays Fifa and continually plays against our next opponents on easy.

 

[Toffeepot]

Needs a good year of knocking all this modelling and trying to become a fashion icon on the head and focusing solely on his football. The loss of Tom Davies from the squad in a few months will do wonders for him hopefully. That's if he still wants a career as a footballer. I think he's become to type of player to deem himself not fit to play when having the slightest knock, likely due to mental issues surrounding his injuries. He's a quality player on his day, but that's sadly become all too infrequent in the past two years.

Nice of you to subscribe to Simon Jordan's clickbait view on Dom, well thought out, bravo.
Every manager he has had at Everton, and there have been a few, have all said he is eager to play, always.
That should be enough for you to stop trying to making ridiculous connections between his injuries(not playing) and his modelling(just because you don't like it)

 

[gonetomorrow]

Simon Jordan can't stop talking.
I think there's something wrong with him.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Come on, Dom...shake this shiz off, you've got goals to score.

 

[OneTrueLegend]

I thnk the manager is saying all the right stuff, checking on his lifestyle, car, sleep etc. When a player gets lots of injuries you have to look at this stuff. I dont think he doesn't want to play, I dont believe that.
We have seen in the past some players are more susceptible to certain injuries, Big Dunc and his Hernia's. I think towards the end of his career Duncan found out that he had something really low level, like a bacteria in his blood that slowed his healing process for years.

 

[coollino]

I'm pretty sure some of our fans expect our players to have absolutely no personal life at all and no interests outside of Everton football club. Weirdos.

So a bit like them, then?