2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Goat]

Confirmed innit?

I havent seen SD press conference and Twitter is a nightmare for news these days with the 2 stupid feeds they have.

 

[Nymzee]

I havent seen SD press conference and Twitter is a nightmare for news these days with the 2 stupid feeds they have.

Confirmed

 

[Swartzy]

I am entirely at ease with him or any other man wearing a skirt.

As long as they cross there legs !!

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

First - DCL is no doubt the best goalscoring forward we have at the club (when fit) by a very long way.
Second - Skirt wearing is not an offence, yes it seems worse to some than the alleged issues of the Icelandic Valdemort
Third - I propose to show our solidarity that both Mens and Womens teams at EFC adopt the use of Skorts in all matches going forward!

 

[Blue_Eagle]

Lampard froze when Calvert-Lewin broke down in training again.

He was completely naïve concerning him and his fragilities. Any fan could have told him he is completely unreliable and we needed cash spent on two emergency strikers. He got Maupay alone in - which was utter madness.

Why you insist Lampard signed Maupay I'll never know.

 

[TrailerTrash]

No, he should grab the ball and dribble through all players twice before nutmegging the keeper 4 times and scoring.

Every single attack btw.

If we had Roberto Martinez it'd be the case.

Like wot Lineker done did.

 

[Blue_Eagle]

First - Dominic Calvert-Lewin is no doubt the best goalscoring forward we have at the club (when fit) by a very long way.
Second - Skirt wearing is not an offence, yes it seems worse to some than the alleged issues of the Icelandic Valdemort
Third - I propose to show our solidarity that both Mens and Womens teams at EFC adopt the use of Skorts in all matches going forward!

It's really no measure of greatness to make that statement mate. We literally have barely any forwards, never mind decent ones.

 

[davek]

But Dave, giving the ball to your striker in positions where he is likely to score is kinda the point of having a striker to begin with. All youre saying is Dominic Calvert-Lewin is really good at scoring goals when getting the right service, no?

He's had plenty of chances to score in the last two seasons when on the pitch: 27 games = 6 goals.

 

[Nyhus]

He's had plenty of chances to score in the last two seasons when on the pitch: 27 games = 6 goals.

He has not had plenty of good chances, Dave. We havent produced plenty of good chances in years.

 

[davek]

He has not had plenty of good chances, Dave. We havent produced plenty of good chances in years.

If you think Calvert Lewin is a good PL striker then good luck to you.

IMO we can do much much better. The hype around him has always been inflated way beyond his ability.

 

[BlueToff]

If you think Calvert Lewin is a good PL striker then good luck to you.

IMO we can do much much better. The hype around him has always been inflated way beyond his ability.

He is a good PL striker.

He isn't one that can stay fit.

 

[BlueToff]

He's had plenty of chances to score in the last two seasons when on the pitch: 27 games = 6 goals.

hahahaha no he hasn't

 

[davek]

He is a good PL striker.

He isn't one that can stay fit.

hahahaha no he hasn't

Over-hyped tripe.

He is an embarrassment to the no.9 jersey he wears. Some of the greats who've worn that number, and this feller is paid a fortune to turn up when he wants and usually puts in a ropey performance.

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

Missing again with still no timescale on return. Dyche said he’s started running on grass (?) but not training with the team yet. Got to get himself fully fit, yada yada yada

Dyche is just saying the same things Lampard did. Something far wrong and we’re only getting half (if that) the story.

 

[Nymzee]

Missing again with still no timescale on return. Dyche said he’s started running on grass (?) but not training with the team yet. Got to get himself fully fit, yada yada yada

Dyche is just saying the same things Lampard did. Something far wrong and we’re only getting half (if that) the story.

Maybe it's because it's a problem that's none of our business, protecting him. Usually training video shows the players who do invidual sessions but he wasn't.