2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

everton fan number one · March 10, 2023

Marius57 said:
I mean, look at his left thigh. He isnt exactly scrawny

Optical illiusion, due to the one on the left.

Marius57 · March 10, 2023

Goodisongang said:
You know what the maddest thing about this is, is people making out they think Dominic Calvert-Lewin looks "cool" in this photo, I honestly couldn't care less what he gets up to in his spare time, no one should.

But you are allowed to call a spade a spade here and say he looks absolutely ridiculous in this picture, it's a grown man wearing what effectively 12 year old girls wear for school.

You can be not bothered by what he does in his private and still say this without coming across as a tool.

Just get him fit and replace the two donkeys upfront and I'll feel more comfortable about staying in this league.

You are a spade.

Marius57 · March 10, 2023

everton fan number one said:
Optical illiusion, due to the one on the left.

Or is it the one on the left that’s the optical illusion

Shibbywiggles · March 10, 2023

Goodisongang said:
You know what the maddest thing about this is, is people making out they think Dominic Calvert-Lewin looks "cool" in this photo, I honestly couldn't care less what he gets up to in his spare time, no one should.

But you are allowed to call a spade a spade here and say he looks absolutely ridiculous in this picture, it's a grown man wearing what effectively 12 year old girls wear for school.

If you’re not arsed what Dom wears why are you arsed if other people like it? Maybe they have a thing for fit men in that get up.

It’s not for me but I couldn’t care in the slightest if he likes it or others like him in it, but from what you said it seems you do care

maccavennie · March 10, 2023

blueblood said:
Do we think he’ll be on the bench tomorrow?

I do mate. I think Gray will start (though I don't know why but I've got a feeling he'll pick Maupay for this and drop Gray) and DCL will be on the bench

He'll get 15 minutes as we run out 26-0 Winners

witchdoc187 · March 10, 2023

maccavennie said:
I do mate. I think Gray will start (though I don't know why but I've got a feeling he'll pick Maupay for this and drop Gray) and Dominic Calvert-Lewin will be on the bench

He'll get 15 minutes as we run out 26-0 Winners

0-0 until he comes on

APN_EFC · March 10, 2023

APN_EFC said:
10 mins is a long time for us. 'the game won' means we'd need to be 4-0 up and Brentford down to 9 men lol
I'm out of optimism, I'm a massive hopeful optimistic ______ but I need to vent also

.. and we'd still concede 2

APN_EFC · March 10, 2023

witchdoc187 said:
0-0 until he comes on

Yes that's the spirit

Melchizedek · March 10, 2023

Paul Rideout said:

Never noticed Traore plays in Jean shorts. Interesting

everton fan number one · March 10, 2023

Goodisongang said:
You know what the maddest thing about this is, is people making out they think Dominic Calvert-Lewin looks "cool" in this photo, I honestly couldn't care less what he gets up to in his spare time, no one should.

But you are allowed to call a spade a spade here and say he looks absolutely ridiculous in this picture, it's a grown man wearing what effectively 12 year old girls wear for school.

You can be not bothered by what he does in his private and still say this without coming across as a tool.

Just get him fit and replace the two donkeys upfront and I'll feel more comfortable about staying in this league.

It's meant to be slightly subversive isn't it. It's meant to divide opinion between people like you and (younger) people who think it's neat. Of course you should be able to express your view because that's the very discussion the picture's trying to bring about.

However, don't let any of that distract from the fact that a footballer's physique shouldn't be in any way affected by the conflicting demands of professional modelling.