2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Eggs]

DCL is a great example of how being an athlete is more important than actual footballing ability in the modern game.

The lad possesses absolutely no ‘natural’ skill or quality at all but can probably nail a bleep test.

…..not too sure about that, his touch and control has always been decent. No doubt though that his main attribute is his physicality, but when he’s not in aggressive mood his game suffers.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Ranking the 10 longest goal droughts in Premier League history

One player went 70 games without a goal 😱

www.givemesport.com

I found that

I'm guessing they all broke their duck against Everton.

 

[Eggs]

Do you think Solanke had a lot of service yesterday? He scored his only shot with a header that was not that easy to take even.

….was thinking about the contrast whilst watching yesterday. It wasn’t that long ago I wouldn’t mention Solanke in the same breath as DCL but I’d swap them in a heartbeat now.

 

[Goat]

12 months from now he will be sitting at the top of the charts fighting for the golden boot and there will be some people with massive amounts of egg on their faces wondering how they called this so very wrong.

 

[Eggs]

12 months from now he will be sitting at the top of the charts fighting for the golden boot and there will be some people with massive amounts of egg on their faces wondering how they called this so very wrong.

….sadly, we desperately need him to fire now.

 

[ToffeeTim]

12 months from now he will be sitting at the top of the charts fighting for the golden boot and there will be some people with massive amounts of egg on their faces wondering how they called this so very wrong.

Who is he signing for?

No one is winning any golden boots in this Everton team under Dyche

Not even Haaland, Messi or Cristiano!

 

[Goat]

….sadly, we desperately need him to fire now.

Well unless we sack the T-Rex manager its simply not happening.

As I keep pointing out, other than Branners, every single other player in the squad is regressing on a weekly basis, Sean Dyche is a football terrorist.

 

[Mr Happy]

12 months from now he will be sitting at the top of the charts fighting for the golden boot and there will be some people with massive amounts of egg on their faces wondering how they called this so very wrong.

I think in a better side he scores bag loads. More than Watkins, Haaland etc not sure. Not even sure who would sign him as first choice striker, not in EPL anyhow. I like him, but it's a tough watch currently.

 

[Goat]

Who is he signing for?

No one is winning any golden boots in this Everton team under Dyche

Not even Haaland, Messi or Cristiano!

Dyche will be lucky to see out the month nevermind the year.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Dyche will be lucky to see out the month nevermind the year.

There is no one in charge to sack him. He can keep on losing and nothing will happen.

 

[MikeH72]

12 months from now he will be sitting at the top of the charts fighting for the golden boot and there will be some people with massive amounts of egg on their faces wondering how they called this so very wrong.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Dyche will be lucky to see out the month nevermind the year.

Less than 7 hours to go so I'm sure he is safe, next month though who knows.

 

[MikeH72]

I think in a better side he scores bag loads. More than Watkins, Haaland etc not sure. Not even sure who would sign him as first choice striker, not in EPL anyhow. I like him, but it's a tough watch currently.

Mad how a better side has never been remotely interested in signing him then. Guaranteed bag loads, why wouldn’t they.

 

[Goat]

I told you Mike, Arteta had the wool pulled on him, the deal was ready to go but Edu said no.

I read it on Newsnow.

 

[MikeH72]

I told you Mike, Arteta had the wool pulled on him, the deal was ready to go but Edu said no.

I read it on Newsnow.

*tries not to tag Zat in*