2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Goat]

Dwight McNeil 7 goals, last season, 2 this season
Doucs career high 7, 6 this season
DCL career high 16, 3 this season
Harrison career high 8, 3 this season
Beto career high 21*, 11 in a "proper league, 2 this season

Sean Dyche is a football terrorist.

Facts dont care about your feelings.

 

[MikeH72]

Hes playing for a Manager that even Israel would sanction.

So is Beto who’s scored 2 goals in his last 4 games.

*runs*

 

[Mr Happy]

I like this game.

Three.

Goals.

Jeez. I guess being a forum super fan you're more pissed off than most but chill brother. I get he's scored minimal goals. I'm not purporting he's the second coming of Dixie, just saying in a more attacking side he scores goals. I actually quoted approx 15 in an earlier post. Ultimately, he's not that bad. He's also still young enough to still come good. It's a phase, that's all. A damn bad one admittedly but it is what it is.

 

[MikeH72]

Jeez. I guess being a forum super fan you're more pissed off than most but chill brother. I get he's scored minimal goals. I'm not purporting he's the second coming of Dixie, just saying in a more attacking side he scores goals. I actually quoted approx 15 in an earlier post. Ultimately, he's not that bad. He's also still young enough to still come good. It's a phase, that's all. A damn bad one admittedly but it is what it is.

lol lol lol what?

 

[Mr Happy]

I’m sure he wouldn’t.

Good. On that at least, we agree

 

[Goat]

So is Beto who’s scored 2 goals in his last 4 games.

*runs*

Yeah cos Seamus Coleman often smashes own goals in.

 

[Mr Happy]

Ah ok. Well you should be sure mate.

I'm getting schooled by angry Mike about poor use of England !

 

[MikeH72]

I'm getting schooled by angry Mike about poor use of England !

Are you feeling ok? You’ve just lashed out and called me a bell end, I’ve done nothing but present you with some factual information and I’M the angry one lol lol lol

 

[MACCA75]

When he first came through he played wide in a front 3. Might be worth a try as there is no way he should be playing number 9, and he can’t be worse than Harrison/McNeil.

 

[MikeH72]

Yeah cos Seamus Coleman often smashes own goals in.

He is often rubbish and gives goals away though.

 

[Goat]

He is often rubbish and gives goals away though.

Its ok Mike, I can see this slump out.

My faith wont be broken.

 

[Mr Happy]

Are you feeling ok? You’ve just lashed out and called me a bell end, I’ve done nothing but present you with some factual information and I’M the angry one lol lol lol

Your tone. Definitely your tone. Excessive use of large font too.

 

[MikeH72]

Your tone. Definitely your tone. Excessive use of large font too.

The tone of words on a screen. Superb.

Just calm down mate. It’s fine to be wrong about a football player on an anonymous Mr Happy account on a forum.

 

[Mr Happy]

The tone of words on a screen. Superb.

Just calm down mate. It’s fine to be wrong about a football player on an anonymous Mr Happy account on a forum.

Again was tongue in cheek, clearly we're on opposite pages here. I'm calm. No idea about the anonymous thing, its an avatar is all!

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

DCL is a great example of how being an athlete is more important than actual footballing ability in the modern game.

The lad possesses absolutely no ‘natural’ skill or quality at all but can probably nail a bleep test.

Ancelotti said. “He is fast, has good skills, is strong in the air and works extremely hard for the team."