2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[MACCA75]

If we did lose DCL, Onana and Branthwaite then we’d have to bring in some tall players as Dyche ball relies on winning headers especially from set pieces in both boxes.

 

[Goat]

If we did lose DCL, Onana and Branthwaite then we’d have to bring in some tall players as Dyche ball relies on winning headers especially from set pieces in both boxes.

I honestly dont think DCL or Branners would be replaced.

I think Beto, Maupay and Chermo will take up the DCL slack and Holgate/Keane/Godfrey will take up the Branners slack.

Onana would have to be replaced due to our lack of CMs.

Prove me wrong Everton, PLEASE.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I honestly dont think DCL or Branners would be replaced.

I think Beto, Maupay and Chermo will take up the DCL slack and Holgate/Keane/Godfrey will take up the Branners slack.

Onana would have to be replaced due to our lack of CMs.

Prove me wrong Everton, PLEASE.

I'll be absolutely dumbfounded if Keane manages to hang on here for another season.

 

[den]

If we did lose DCL, Onana and Branthwaite then we’d have to bring in some tall players as Dyche ball relies on winning headers especially from set pieces in both boxes.

If height's the requirement, then say hello to Chermiti, Onyango and Keane.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

If height's the requirement, then say hello to Chermiti, Onyango and Keane.

Onyango....plop

 

[Goat]

I'll be absolutely dumbfounded if Keane manages to hang on here for another season.

Im a DOOMER or rather I was, the season is over now, so im still pretty chill.

But we are currently loaning money from people who are loaning money from people who steal pensions.

Sales will be made and some players will be bought, but the majority of the money we generate this Summer will go POOF.

 

[Goat]

And also.

A lot of people are focusing on PSR.

"Sell Dom and we are ok for PSR, so we dont have to sell Branners", that statement is correct.

But we need cash money, we dont need fancy PSR make believe numbers, we need cold hard cash to pay our bills.

So for example, we sell Onana for 60m, lovely little PSR profit, lovely little profit on the transfer, lovely jubbly.

But cash wise, Arsenal only give us 20m this Summer, 20m next Summer, 20m the Summer after, still great yes, but that leaves us 20million in cash, which is enough to pay our bills for a month if reports are to be believed, so then we need to sell Branners to replace Onana.

So, stop thinking PSR is the only God in town please.

 

[den]

Onyango....plop

You’re saying we need more than height, good sir?

 

[Exeter_Gently]

You’re saying we need more than height, good sir?

Quite...Kind Sir.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

So many great goals.

That highlight reel just emphasises the importance of attacking fullbacks who can cross (Digne) and richy.

 

[Paul Rideout]

Quite...Kind Sir.

Let’s see if Jan Koller wants to come out of retirement…

 

[neil999]

But weird to tweet this if he's leaving?
@Goat nice that he gives you a mention

 

[Nymzee]

But weird to tweet this if he's leaving?
@Goat nice that he gives you a mention

They just stagger content post-season.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

But weird to tweet this if he's leaving?
@Goat nice that he gives you a mention

Yeah you’re not publishing that on Monday if a deal is agreed and being announced within a week so that rumour feels off.

 

[neil999]

They just stagger content post-season.

Oh