2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Carlito]

I wonder if anybody did actually turn up for school in a skirt because he saw our brave warrior of the light wearing one behind the closed doors of a private studio.

 

[Yarrgh]

Bit random but it is related to DCL -

Had a meeting here in Dubai at Trump's golf course (shithole) and it's a bar called 71 Sports Bar. Walked in and Holy Cow! First time I have seen an Everton jersey here in UAE that wasn't in my closet... UTFT!!!

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P.S. Performance last night was a disgrace.

Something something ... DCL...something something... out of closet.

Great thread people.

 

[spectateur]

I don’t know what that is

Culottes ?
It's French for knickers.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Culottes ?
It's French for knickers.

 

[Littlesue]

I wonder if anybody did actually turn up for school in a skirt because he saw our brave warrior of the light wearing one behind the closed doors of a private studio.

It was a pair of shorts or a skirt in fashion terms

 

[everton1953]

Linked to Brentford. The catwalks are top hole there, after his gob has healed that is.

 

[Toffeepot]

Linked to Brentford. The catwalks are top hole there, after his gob has healed that is.

have you seen him on a catwalk?

 

[BlueStevie35]

Linked to Brentford. The catwalks are top hole there, after his gob has healed that is.

Utter utter prick you are

 

[Bedfordblue]

Utter utter prick you are

 

[Gareth Gibson]

If anything the kid was TOO brave, but I refuse to abuse and denigrate an Everton player for showing bravery and for breaking bones in his quest to get us a goal.

He didn't actually break anything.

But I agree with your sentiments - some of our fans are way too harsh on our own players. And what has it achieved?

 

[Bedfordblue]

He didn't actually break anything.

But I agree with your sentiments - some of our fans are way too harsh on our own players. And what has it achieved?

Not strictly true, I believe some of his false eye lashes were damaged.

 

[Sticky Toffee Pudding]

Beware of mysterious circumstances, driven by an unknown power.

 

[everton1953]

No sense of humour you. Grow up twerp.

 

[AndyC]

Too much angst and off topic posting in this thread over the past 24 hours - maybe a locked, cooling down period is needed.

 

[Eggs]

….looking fit and well in this weeks training video, be interesting what Dyche does now that he has attacking options.