Bob Elstone
Player Valuation: £35m
Jason Lee was more prolific
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yorkiebarkidmark3
Player Valuation: £750k
he could score in a brothel for the blind
yorkiebarkidmark3
Player Valuation: £750k
more likely to be his dress sense
Titus Shambles
Player Valuation: £6m
The worst bit is, that's not even his worst run. Not even close. Not even unusual or irregular.
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
We obviously don’t create many clear cut chances, but he is very hard to make chances for. Also Never there for a tap in, doesn’t get his shoulder in front of the defender when we have the ball wide. Seen as completely fundamental to the way we play for a few years, without scoring or getting assists. Bizarre, and not all his fault.
I like him generally, but it’s all gone very sour.
I like him generally, but it’s all gone very sour.
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
Depends what camp you fall in, if you liked him then his general performances prior to his initial injury and the two Derby headers, if you hate him then it’ll be the fact he’s not Lukaku, the injuries, the off field stuff, the 20+ games without a goal last year and the last year with his contract situation
Titus Shambles
Player Valuation: £6m
He's in his 9th season so it seems only fair to look at his time over the entirety of it. 2 seasons under Carlo he had a decent goal return in partly the empty stadium era. The other 7 seasons, not much to write home about. 56 league goals (70 career total) over 8-and-a-third seasons is a poor return.
An average at best striker, will score 1/10 attempts and not trouble the net with the other 9/10, probably wouldn't be a starter for most teams in the Prem, and should have really been moved on years ago if a half-dozen goals a year is all you're going to get from him.
We got our money worth for the £1.5m fee paid years ago and he's had a career as a Premier League player making millions. No bad end of the deal. Once he's left, he'll be just another average ex-player you never think about, never care about, and shouldn't be missed in the team if we recruit well.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Would be great if he went there and we got £10mil+
Always stuck up for him
But think it's better for both Everton and him we part ways.
Don't think being stood up front on his own is doing him any good.
His lack of goals isn't doing us any good.
So hopefully he gets a tranfer soon.
But think it's better for both Everton and him we part ways.
Don't think being stood up front on his own is doing him any good.
His lack of goals isn't doing us any good.
So hopefully he gets a tranfer soon.
Sean Ashley
Player Valuation: £8m
You can get negative expected Xg yes, and based on the stats DCL is the worst striker in the league since the start of last season. Last season he scored 6 less goals then the shot data suggests he should have.
Even this season he has an expected goals figure if 3.8 and has scored two, which again is the worst conversation rate this season. Which if you look at players with similar Xg, Delap has had a Xg of 3.6 and has scored 6 even Mateta who is having a poor season has had an Xg of 3.3 and scored 3.
He has had enough chances, he needs benching.
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barneygumble
Player Valuation: £60m
I'm not saying Beto is better; but christ he doesn't half frustrate the life out of you.
Ancelotti simplified his game, get the ball in box, let him do his thing.
He's not great at holding it up, he strays offside. We've should have sold him and taken something because he'll be a handful elsewhere.
But we don't play anywhere near his strengths.
Ancelotti simplified his game, get the ball in box, let him do his thing.
He's not great at holding it up, he strays offside. We've should have sold him and taken something because he'll be a handful elsewhere.
But we don't play anywhere near his strengths.