2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Spadge Vernacular]

Lets hope he will be omitted from the starting XI too.

Keep an open mind, mate. If the Chinese leader fancies a go up top I think we should give it a go.

 

[micknick]

I think he’s going to sign for Arsenal in January for around £8.67m

 

[Khalekan]

You're not sure we have a good forward at the club? I'm pretty sure we don't, it's one of our main problems, as usual! Other than Richarlison, Lukaku and Yakubu I'm struggling to remember one since Kevin Campbell!

Andy Johnson wasn’t bad.

I am struggling after that

 

[datblygu]

Andy Johnson wasn’t bad.

I am struggling after that

Louis Saha, when he wasn't injured

 

[witchdoc187]

Andy Johnson wasn’t bad.

I am struggling after that

Can't remember if Brett angell was before or after super kev. Think he was before so doesn't count

 

[Khalekan]

Can't remember if Brett angell was before or after super kev. Think he was before so doesn't count

 

[evertony]

I hope he gets a move back to Stalybridge Celtic.

That’s not fair on the mighty Blues from Bower Fold.
Check their website…I pee’d my kecks when I saw they had DCL down as a LEGEND!

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Always backed him. Not arsed he's leaving. The fact that he thinks he's better than this club is hysterical.

Good riddance.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Always backed him. Not arsed he's leaving. The fact that he thinks he's better than this club is hysterical.

Good riddance.

why do you think he thinks he’s better than the club?

 

[BlueStevie35]

Always backed him. Not arsed he's leaving. The fact that he thinks he's better than this club is hysterical.

Good riddance.

Got any proof for that?

 

[formerly manx toffee]

He is obviously not playing well but we have 25% possession each weak and he plays up top on his own. I genuinely mean on his own too, absolutely no assistance for him from anywhere.

Dycheball does not suit strikers

 

[Zatara]

You're not sure we have a good forward at the club? I'm pretty sure we don't, it's one of our main problems, as usual! Other than Richarlison, Lukaku and Yakubu I'm struggling to remember one since Kevin Campbell!

Andy Johnson wasn’t bad.

I am struggling after that

Louis Saha, when he wasn't injured

Lukaku and Yakubu were the ideal Everton forward imo.

Richarlison and Johnson were similar in the sense that their desire and work rate were their main attributes

People talk about Ferguson as being the typical "Everton number 9" and Ive also used the term when discussing Evan Ferguson...but the two African boys were brilliant players and lethal

That is what we could do with...not a Louis Saha or a DCL. Either Yakubu/Lukaku or a Richarlison/Johnson up top would improve this squad massively

 

[bluesb1970]

He is obviously not playing well but we have 25% possession each weak and he plays up top on his own. I genuinely mean on his own too, absolutely no assistance for him from anywhere.

Dycheball does not suit strikers

We’d potentially have better possession stats if he won a few winnable duels.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Dyche clearly is looking for the optimum system that isolates any forward player. If he access to NASA he'd play our forward (singular) on the moon.

Witty comments

 

[f.t.r.s]

Body language says he doesn't wanna be there....

Case in point, Harrison has the ball out wide and doms looking at the floor