2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Goat]

Good stuff this.

Our striker who can't hit a barn door is making demands to the club and the manager.

Maybe he should keep his head down and do some shooting practice instead of getting ahead of himself?

Fella plays half a good season under Ancelotti and gets an ego the size of Cristiano off the back of this story.

Why would he do shooting practice when he never has a chance to shoot?

Unless you think he should be finishing those punts he gets on the halfway line?

 

[hallamblue]

I’m not even sure we have a good forward at the club right now. It’s definitely something that needs sorting. Dom has been somewhat of a huge let down as has Beto. But let’s be honest the whole team is to be fair.

I don’t know whether it’s an illusion but Dom seems to mistime his jumps quite a bit and I always think he should be winning the ball more. I think he has the ability to be a very good player but something just hasn’t clicked. I don’t know whether it’s down to him, bad management, or a bit of both.

You're not sure we have a good forward at the club? I'm pretty sure we don't, it's one of our main problems, as usual! Other than Richarlison, Lukaku and Yakubu I'm struggling to remember one since Kevin Campbell!

 

[RomanReigns]

hope he gets some scoring boots for christmas

 

[BluePaul86]

Why would he do shooting practice when he never has a chance to shoot?

Unless you think he should be finishing those punts he gets on the halfway line?

He's already missed about 5 one on ones this season.

 

[BluePaul86]

hope he gets some scoring boots for christmas

I hope he gets a move back to Stalybridge Celtic.

 

[Goat]

hope he gets some scoring boots for christmas

Hope he gets a move to a club that let's him score for Christmas.

Our top scorer has 3 goals.

 

[Zigzigsputnik]

Made me laugh earlier, william hill done a price boost on donkey lewin to score anytime v city 3/1 to 4/1. There more chance of the referee coming onto the pitch wearing a tutu whilst doing the cancan

 

[riddick]

I still have no idea how people are thinking he's a class striker. He's scored ~15 goals in 5 years. He's never been prolific but....I mean, idiots can see he's not a goal threat yet we still have people thinking "he just needs one for his confidence".

"Think of the average person and how stupid they are, then realize that 50% of the world are dumber than them" - George Carlin

 

[evertony]

It was widely reported my friend.

I am not and never have been ITK or in fact claimed as such.


Nope.

Widely reported. What in, the DCL Times?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

The usual suspects

Indeed

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Same old haters at it.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Made me laugh earlier, william hill done a price boost on donkey lewin to score anytime v city 3/1 to 4/1. There more chance of the referee coming onto the pitch wearing a tutu whilst doing the cancan

Do we really need to be doing this school yard namecalling?

 

[thevorpalblade]

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a ....

If 'whoever' looks like a striker and acts like a striker, they're a striker. DCL doesn't act like a striker.

Unless whoever is reading this is a potential buyer. In which case he has real potential to be a striker.

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Our most photogenic player being omitted from the 2025 Calendar is an unusually tough and businesslike stance from Everton.

 

[Timbucktoo]

Our most photogenic player being omitted from the 2025 Calendar is an unusually tough and businesslike stance from Everton.

Lets hope he will be omitted from the starting XI too.