2017/18 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Baines' left foot]

Once again the morons are looking silly. They will never learn.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Basically showed that he is a striker NOT a winger today, much of the fume must in part get thrown at him being played out of position by the boss.

Good performance last night mind

I prefer him down the centre as it's his natural position but I don't get the fume when he's out wide. He works his balls off and causes no end of grief for the fullback. Ruzomoberk (or whatever they're called) was a prime example of this. He often finds good pockets of space be it dropping off or in behind and he can get on the fullbacks shoulder and gives the option of a target out wide who can win headers and hold the ball up. When Coleman gets back he's gonna benefit from a player with a lot more experience in front of him when RonKo opts for DCL out wide.

Wide men don't always need to be FIFA babby speed merchants.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Ray Parlour called him Calvert Klein on TalkSport this morning the Romford retard. He really is as thick as a brick.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

He was fantastic yesterday. Obviously still improvements to come, but he's showing his enormous potential.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

He was fantastic yesterday. Obviously still improvements to come, but he's showing his enormous potential.

I'm genuinely very happy for him

It just goes to show that you sometimes need to give a younger player time to find their groove

 

[MikeH72]

No, I don't accept your meek "soz lads called him wrong" apologies you cowardly shitheads. Ronald Koeman (you may have heard of him) put his considerable football faith and judgement in the lad and sent him out there in royal blue and what did many of you? Write him off, say he's not worthy of the shirt, all after a handful of games.

Because you, in your narcisstic haze, think you can tell a player better than Ronald Koeman. And you, yes YOU, think that getting on the back of young lads eagerly trying to forge a career at your beloved Everton need a fat dull texan like you berating them and their confidence.

This stops here you tits. Get off Klaassen's back too before taking a moment to realise that you should think before you speak. That there's no prizes for calling one of your own players crap before anyone else does you bad weirdos.

Pipe down and get before us to offer grovelling apologies or by the good grace of Jah I will vault every single last one of you ferrets.

 

[granter79]

No, I don't accept your meek "soz lads called him wrong" apologies you cowardly shitheads. Ronald Koeman (you may have heard of him) put his considerable football faith and judgement in the lad and sent him out there in royal blue and what did many of you? Write him off, say he's not worthy of the shirt, all after a handful of games.

Because you, in your narcisstic haze, think you can tell a player better than Ronald Koeman. And you, yes YOU, think that getting on the back of young lads eagerly trying to forge a career at your beloved Everton need a fat dull texan like you berating them and their confidence.

This stops here you tits. Get off Klaassen's back too before taking a moment to realise that you should think before you speak. That there's no prizes for calling one of your own players crap before anyone else does you bad weirdos.

Pipe down and get before us to offer grovelling apologies or by the good grace of Jah I will vault every single last one of you ferrets.

you complete me

 

[Eggs]

..chuffed for him.

Interesting that Koeman said afterwards he was "playing in his proper position" and I thought the unprompted praise from Rooney was brilliant.

 

[MACCA75]

Hang on. He has a terrible game and that means he's probably a good player.
He has a good game and that means he's definitely a good player and that's the end of the argument?

Finally saw some good things from his last night, but we are crying out for another striker. Still don't think the lad should be starting Prem games.

 

[Thomasc]

He reminds me of Brett Angell.

if he is our backup to sandro next season we are goosed, certainly hasn't showed he's anywhere near good enough to be starting games at the top level ( yet )

He needs loaning out to the Championship.

He cant be getting game time here with all those flaws.

Koeman has a blind spot on this player...just as he has one on Stekelenburg.

He should be out on loan playing Championship football week in week out.

He's not yet good enough to be a option for us, not even close.

It's a strange one. I've literally no idea what his actual position is.

There is zero evidence of the following....

Doesn't take defenders on
Doesn't have quick feet
Doesn't have any technical ability
Doesn't appear to have any pace
Isn't a slotter
No movement to his game
No aerial threat
No range of passing

I could go on. You look at other youngsters that play in the attacking third, that have broken into the 1st team and you could highlight two or three of the above. You can see why they're there.

Calvert Lewin doesn't deserve to be anywhere near that 1st team, let alone playing.

For people saying he played well today, maybe he has brainwashed you like he has Koeman, he must give a mean blowjob.

Woe betide the day you mention another footballer in my Bolasie thread!

Anyway, DCL is not really very good is he? What’s he got on Koeman that gets him so many starts?

Niasse

Dont rate this kid to be honest. Doesnt really do anything of note

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[Ron Burgundy]

Ray Parlour called him Calvert Klein on TalkSport this morning the Romford retard. He really is as thick as a brick.

Proper thicko, him.

Was also annoying in BBC's Ground Force. Always had his nipples poking through.

 

[LydiateLee]

An absolutely fantastic display last night.

So impressed with his progress and if we play him in the correct position he will be a serious player soon.

 

[ijjysmith]

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I believe I did say a loan would be good for him to Sheff United.

But i'm openly a tit so...

 

[COYBL25]

As much as Chris Sutton is a horrible weapon, the lad reminds me of him in the way that he plays.

Deceptively quick, good control and awareness of his teams mates around him.

Not the finished article yet, but given time is gonna be a great player.

 

[Stuartisitc1878]

just seen on Twitter another angle of the Walker sending off. Sky neglected to use this angle which is a shame as it clearly shows what appears quite heavy contact on the chin from Walkers shoulder. I still don't think it's a yellow still, i think Walker is just trying to make himself big but DCL was clearly hit in the face and not play acting like that RS plank on Monday Night football was implying.