Drunken Bedwetting

[bebo86]

Anyone ever done it?

 

[COYBL25]

Anyone ever done it?

Have you not read the match day threads after a loss ????

 

[LEONARD]

No, but was once so pissed, left my contacts in overnight.

Eye's red raw for days.

 

[Nymzee]

Happens whenever I drink vodka. Thankfully hate the stuff anyway.

 

[Kurt.]

I can honestly say this has never happened to me ….. know loads of my mates who e done it though … and in wardrobes, drawers etc

 

[tommye]

Disgusting animals

 

[Thomasc]

1990s, 2 E’s later and a load of whisky, pissed me kex twice at somebody’s house. Once on the floor, second time in the bed.

Must of been something I ate.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Disgusting animals

I concur Thomas.
Savage, uncouth delinquents wallowing in a cesspool of their own sordid excrement!

How ghastly!

 

[bebo86]

Nothing worse than waking up in a puddle, pissed all over a bird before lol

 

[chrismpw]

Never in a house.

Suffered a bout of explosive diarrhoea once on the way home from a pub. After a stress inducing clenched arse shuffle I briefly considered a telephone box, but was (only just) sober enough to consider this a bad choice (it was lit). Settled for a bed of plants by the verge eventually. Regrettably they were nettles.

 

[Goat]

Every single award.

 

[Davidoff]

It's Friday night alright

 

[magicjuan]

I can honestly say this has never happened to me ….. know loads of my mates who e done it though … and in wardrobes, drawers etc

Yep, mate of mine, his brother did the wardrobe, him and the stereo multiple times.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Did it sober a few weeks back. Complete one off fuelled by exhaustion.

One of the mates in particular has an issue with this. He's not one you want to fall asleep on your sofa as he will 99% piss himself.

Have seen him fall asleep mid party, wake up at 7am while with drenched jeans wirh the party still going and he joins back in on the drinking and refuses to go and get washed and changed.

Also a nightmare to stick him in a taxi to go home as sometimes the drivers refuse once they see the piss stains.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Anyone ever done it?

Just you mate