Drunken Bedwetting

[Mr. White]

I have a friend who used to regularly sleepwalk late at night, and it usually involved pissing somewhere in his home; anywhere but the toilet!

On one occasion, he was pissing down the stairs from the landing, with his ma at the bottom of the stairs trying to catch it in a bucket!

It was funny until we had a lads stag weekend away... six of us in bunks in the room, and he got out of his bed to piss in the middle of the dorm room. I didn't get hit directly, but my suitcase did. I probably got a bit of splash back as well. Haven't shared a hotel room with him ever since...

 

[IrishBlue2022]

I have a friend who used to regularly sleepwalk late at night, and it usually involved pissing somewhere in his home; anywhere but the toilet!

On one occasion, he was pissing down the stairs from the landing, with his ma at the bottom of the stairs trying to catch it in a bucket!

It was funny until we had a lads stag weekend away... six of us in bunks in the room, and he got out of his bed to piss in the middle of the dorm room. I didn't get hit directly, but my suitcase did. I probably got a bit of splash back as well. Haven't shared a hotel room with him ever since...

So you did get pissed on. It's ok if you liked it.

 

[cronullasharks]

I've had some embarrassing moments over the years. Wardrobes mainly. Nothing too bad.

An ex-colleague used to pee his kecks at the bar if the queue for the toilet was too big. Just stood there whilst the map of Africa was developing at his feet. Which would dry off then he would do it again.

Another guy (an Aussie can't hold their liquor @cronullasharks ) whilst we were working away we had a very heavy night. Went to knock on him to go in the following morning. He opened up the door and a god awful smell slapped me across the face. He stood there dishevelled in a crap covered blanket and said 'mate I'm crook'.
My reply was 'damn right your crook, there's poo in the bed in the sink it's everywhere. I'll go on in on my own mate, see you later.'
He was highly embarrassed until he spoke to other chaps that it had happened to. Proudly wore it like a badge of honour after, bloody Aussies.

I don't drink but would have no shame if I sh!t myself

 

[Billy Dean]

Happens to the best of us

 

[Buckers]

Pissed on a tv twice, read into that what you will. Well second time just got the glass unit beneath. Woken up in the act on both occasions. Quite a common type of thing in the 90s saw a couple of incidents like this. Always a great moment waking someone up while they piss somewhere they shouldn’t, as long as it isn’t in your own house.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Went back to a girls house after a Tinder date, we’d been drinking all day. She had a bottle of vodka and some ketamine so we got into that. Woke up the next day in her bed, boxers completely dry, but I’d clearly pissed all over the end of her bed at some point in the night.

She invited me back in the hope of getting drilled into the mattress, instead she probably ended up having to buy a new one.

 

[YoboCopter]

Went back to a girls house after a Tinder date, we’d been drinking all day. She had a bottle of vodka and some ketamine so we got into that. Woke up the next day in her bed, boxers completely dry, but I’d clearly pissed all over the end of her bed at some point in the night.

She invited me back in the hope of getting drilled into the mattress, instead she probably ended up having to buy a new one.

Ket does goose the bladder dosent it
Lovely stuff

 

[Blue 1]

Went back to a girls house after a Tinder date, we’d been drinking all day. She had a bottle of vodka and some ketamine so we got into that. Woke up the next day in her bed, boxers completely dry, but I’d clearly pissed all over the end of her bed at some point in the night.

She invited me back in the hope of getting drilled into the mattress, instead she probably ended up having to buy a new one.

Trying to [Poor language removed] on ketamine is jokes. All arms and legs lol

 

[carlos21]

I don't drink but would have no shame if I sh!t myself

Morning sharks.

 

[Ferguson1878]

Fortunately never. Have drunkenly vomited in my sleep and woke up to find I'd rolled over into it and it was all in my hair (a long time ago and I grew it long). One grim hangover, but the forced shower helped no end. Quite lucky, could have choked.

Got a mate who blatantly pissed the bed in his bedsit, but tried to make out he spilt tea on it. Tea don't smell like that mate.

“Condensation in this room is outrages “

 

[Littlesue]

I can honestly say this has never happened to me ….. know loads of my mates who e done it though … and in wardrobes, drawers etc

My ex used to open the draws or the wardrobe in the bedroom, luckily I was awake to stop him

 

[anton66]

Went back to a girls house after a Tinder date, we’d been drinking all day. She had a bottle of vodka and some ketamine so we got into that. Woke up the next day in her bed, boxers completely dry, but I’d clearly pissed all over the end of her bed at some point in the night.

She invited me back in the hope of getting drilled into the mattress, instead she probably ended up having to buy a new one.

Love a romantic story.

 

[cronullasharks]

Morning sharks.

Alright mate, you good?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I can honestly say this has never happened to me ….. know loads of my mates who e done it though … and in wardrobes, drawers etc

My ex used to open the draws or the wardrobe in the bedroom, luckily I was awake to stop him

Know a lad who pulled and woke to find his conquest had drunkenly stumbled into his wardrobe by mistake. Strange flat, drunk, wrong door. Easily done i guess. Pissed all over his hockey kit apparently.

Not a keeper. Her, not him. Couldn't play his game the next day lol.

 

[Tigger]

Once when my missus was pregnant near full term, working in town and went for what was meant to be a couple of bevies but turned into too many bevies, we started tequilas and after a few there was two of us left I bailed lost count at 12 straight,thought I went home woke up in the morning no clothes on and the sheets were soaked.went down stairs and blamed the missus thought her waters had broke.then I stood there splitting headache and took a mouthful of abuse about howshe kipped on the couch she couldn’t wake me up after stripping naked I stood there laughing pissed against the wall and in her boots fell on the bed and crashed she woke up when her leg felt warm and I was out cold

You absolute dream boat you