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Drunken Bedwetting

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I've pissed into the bath for some reason, with the toilet only a few feet away.

Once, I met up with a friend in Dublin for pints after work. We only had about 3, but I never went to the toilet afterwards. Unfortunately, I have a bladder the size of a pea, so on the bus home I really started to feel the effects of that decision and by the time we got back to Dunshaughlin I was fit to burst. I ducked in behind a wall and started to unleash, but as I was peeing it felt like all the blood was draining from my head and I fainted. I came to a few seconds later with my mate trying to wake me up and my little mickey flapping in the wind
 
Mrs Chrismpw's brother-in-law has returned home in a few occasions after several bevvies and pissed in a poof, understairs cupboard and wardrobe. When hearing of these things I thought it was really odd. I put it down to his latent PTSD from being snipered at while serving on an airbase in Afghanistan.

Now I've read this thread I realise it's not uncommon and maybe being shot at is not the common factor. Could it be a lager drinkers thing? He's a carling lad. At family functions I glower at him from over my real ale, umbrella in hand.
 
chrismpw said:
Mrs Chrismpw's brother-in-law has returned home in a few occasions after several bevvies and pissed in a poof, understairs cupboard and wardrobe. When hearing of these things I thought it was really odd. I put it down to his latent PTSD from being snipered at while serving on an airbase in Afghanistan.

Now I've read this thread I realise it's not uncommon and maybe being shot at is not the common factor. Could it be a lager drinkers thing? He's a carling lad. At family functions I glower at him from over my real ale, umbrella in hand.
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Lager and tequila play a large part in drunken piss related incidents my non-scientific observations indicate.

The more i read this thread, the more instances of folk I know having pisshap when under the influence come to mind.
 
Woolverhampton_Blue said:
Went back to a girls house after a Tinder date, we’d been drinking all day. She had a bottle of vodka and some ketamine so we got into that. Woke up the next day in her bed, boxers completely dry, but I’d clearly pissed all over the end of her bed at some point in the night.

She invited me back in the hope of getting drilled into the mattress, instead she probably ended up having to buy a new one.
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It could have her who pissed the bed?
 

The way I’ve always described it is that when you’re asleep and need to pee will wake up and go pee. When you’re drunk though that isn’t being asleep, it’s almost unconscious. No cue from your brain is waking you up to go pee.
 
Anybody woken up to find a horse’s head in their bed and I don’t mean someone dragged back from the Grafton?
 
Can remember back in my 20's about a dozen of us used to have a lads long weekend away revolving around a couple of music festivals, anyway my mate I was sharing a room with 1 year was one of these kinds that apparently used to piss in his missus handbag, the wardrobe etc. Sort of jolted awake one morning just on sunrise and could see him steadying himself about to piss on the powerboard on the ground that all the electrical stuff in the room was plugged into, probably lucky I woke when I did.

Another mate said his dad used to do the same thing in his mums handbag and when he went in the wardrobe it was always over her clothes and never his own lol
 
Nothing to match some of these epic yarns but on a night out in town me and a mate were caught short so drunkenly ducked into an alcove somewhere off Seel St.
As we're enjoying sweet release we hear a garbled tinny voice.
Looking round confused we clock the CCTV as the voice repeats with more volume "GO AND PISS ELSEWHERE LADS!"
 

ste d' indica said:
Nothing to match some of these epic yarns but on a night out in town me and a mate were caught short so drunkenly ducked into an alcove somewhere off Seel St.
As we're enjoying sweet release we hear a garbled tinny voice.
Looking round confused we clock the CCTV as the voice repeats with more volume "GO AND PISS ELSEWHERE LADS!"
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Bloke at work years ago goes to me one monday morning "come for a drive I wanna show you where I got a fine for public urination on Saturday night", we drive over and he points down this little laneway behind the shops and said he was a good 50 metres down there and the coppers driven past and managed to clock him down there whilst it was pitch black. He's still bewildered how he was spotted till this day
 
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