Duncan Ferguson the coach

[DrEFC]

He'll be made perm manager before he gets the boot.

Rooney will be his assistant and Barkley will be back on deadline day of the 2025 transfer window and it'll be hailed an amazing coup.

A hologram of Kenwright will appear on Goodison pitch, we won't have moved to BMD, telling Evertonians that it's great to have 'one of us' at every level of the club.

This sound hauntingly like an accurate premonition.

 

[Toast]

He'll be made perm manager before he gets the boot.

Rooney will be his assistant and Barkley will be back on deadline day of the 2025 transfer window and it'll be hailed an amazing coup.

A hologram of Kenwright will appear on Goodison pitch, we won't have moved to BMD, telling Evertonians that it's great to have 'one of us' at every level of the club.

*Shudders

 

[Bluebonic]

Oh

It is so depressing, there doesnt seem to be a single facet of a rather simple game that we can demonstrate base principles, how on earth has it come to this?

 

[BernieH]

Love to know how many have been to one of his coaching sessions, you can't make a silk purse from a sows ear.

 

[BernieH]

He's a prop, window dressing. Based on his record as first team coach, he's here purely out of sentiment.

What record is that then?

 

[LiamG]

No idea what Dunc is like but it all started going wrong for Bobby around the same time he was hired.

However none of can know so probably just left to those that do.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I dunno but Dunc doesn't seem blessed with too many brain cells, bless him.

 

[Connor]

I had you down as one of those lids outside Bellefieild doing a jig with him tbh

Lovely stuff.

A wonderful guess to be made by someone with an account only started yesterday.

 

[tim cahill]

No idea what Dunc is like but it all started going wrong for Bobby around the same time he was hired.

However none of can know so probably just left to those that do.

Nonsense.

Ferguson being brought in coincided with one of our best runs of results since the 80’s.

 

[LiamG]

Nonsense.

Ferguson being brought in coincided with one of our best runs of results since the 80’s.

He was hired in the 2nd half of the first season under Martinez.

I remember those game. We were lucky to get those results. The football wasn't near as good as before Christmas when frankly I thought we were playing the best football in the league.

 

[billyblue80]

We need a total clear out from the board down

 

[4737carlin]

Let's be honest, if he had never played for Everton not a chance anyone would want him as coach

 

[tim cahill]

He was hired in the 2nd half of the first season under Martinez.

I remember those game. We were lucky to get those results. The football wasn't near as good as before Christmas when frankly I thought we were playing the best football in the league.

You’re remembering wrong. We won 7 games in a row after he was introduced.

 

[chrismpw]

What has he done here? We have strikers at this club who cant hit the friggin' corner flag never mind the net. How is he impacting on this team?

But how do you know this is Dunc's fault specifically. Could be just frustrated strikers snatching at infrequent chances due to inept build up play.

 

[LiamG]

You’re remembering wrong. We won 7 games in a row after he was introduced.

I'm not. I remember those games. We may have won them but we weren't playing as well as earlier in the season. Eventually performances translate into results.