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a marvellous £19m investment, a winger with no pace, skill or general awareness
The Blue Watch
Player Valuation: £15m
Proud of our club to let a player with only one leg have a go in the premier league.
he's grinding my gears
No Alla Violenza
Player Valuation: £8m
Another 90 minutes today
Untouchable
Untouchable
Frosty1878
Player Valuation: £950k
He has 1? runs like he’s amputated from the knees down
The Blue Watch
Player Valuation: £15m
He clearly has one leg. You must have missed his amazing left footed passes to Keane after running back from outside the opposition’s box
Evertonthat
Player Valuation: £8m
So this extra training he did before pre-season started... good job he did that eh, otherwise he would be really REALLY crap!
His stats will be incredible for taking players on today, what they won’t tell you is every single time he went around a Spurs player he was running towards our goal. Been completely off form for ages now, along with Harrison. Seemingly one of the untouchable favourites unfortunately as he needs splinters and lots of them.
God Benfrey
Player Valuation: £6m
Would like to see Harrison on the left ndiaye behind and Lindstrom on the right, think McNeil just kills so many potential attacks by being the slowest player in the league
trueblue84
Player Valuation: £50m
Looks like a randomly generated character on a computer game.