Easy Vaulting Thread - Tom Cleverley.

[Prevenger17]

Decent

Don't leave your neck so exposed Bungle!!

 

[MACCA75]

[]I, Macca 75, think that Everton midfielder Tom Cleverley will score 0 goals and provide 0 assists. Furthermore, I think he will be completely anonymous________ in an Everton shirt and we will look upon this signing in a year's time as a _total waste of time__


Additionally, I would personally like to say he will come to be seen as symptonatic of the 'passing for passing sake' going nowhere football that Martinez favours, and will be back at Villa by January after Bobby is sacked._______________________________________________________ __Well somebody had to say it. ___________________________________________________________________[/QUOTE]

 

[Kendall's Dream]

He will get more goals + assists than Firmino

 

[Prevenger17]

He will get more goals + assists than Firmino

Okay, not quite filling out my amazing form, but this is the kind of thing I'm talking about. Bold, quantifiable statements that can be found and quoted easily.

 

[Prevenger17]

[]I, Macca 75, think that Everton midfielder Tom Cleverley will score 0 goals and provide 0 assists. Furthermore, I think he will be completely anonymous________ in an Everton shirt and we will look upon this signing in a year's time as a _total waste of time__


Additionally, I would personally like to say he will come to be seen as symptonatic of the 'passing for passing sake' going nowhere football that Martinez favours, and will be back at Villa by January after Bobby is sacked._______________________________________________________ __Well somebody had to say it. ___________________________________________________________________

Oh, Macca setting out his stall early. I respect this a lot.

 

[Furey1878]

Honestly, though. He does put himself about the pitch, if Evertonians didn't so desperately seek a scapegoat, I think Goodison would really take to him.

 

[Prevenger17]

if Evertonians didn't so desperately seek a scapegoat

Aye, I think there's a general hankering for a new scapegoat this coming season. People are growing tired of booing Howard and Barry, and need a fresh career to ruin.

 

[Bungle]

Don't leave your neck so exposed Bungle!!

He will score 2 goals and will have 4 assists, I also predict he will suffer a knee injury that will keep him out for at least 2 months and his return to first team action will be hampered by RSI in his right wrist.

 

[USABlue]

Honestly, though. He does put himself about the pitch, if Evertonians didn't so desperately seek a scapegoat, I think Goodison would really take to him.

Barry Howard and Ossie are still here so the scapegoat post isn't taking any new applicants at this time

 

[Furey1878]

Barry Howard and Ossie are still here so the scapegoat post isn't taking any new applicants at this time

You'd be surprised at the number of vacancies available in that position in this club.

 

[Prevenger17]

his return to first team action will be hampered by RSI in his right wrist.

Have you seen his missus? I don't think RSI in his wrist is something he ever has to worry about.

 

[USABlue]

You'd be surprised at the number of vacancies available in that position in this club.

Too true sadly

 

[Bungle]

Have you seen his missus? I don't think RSI in his wrist is something he ever has to worry about.

Apparently she's quite frigid, and Tom has been known to wank off over recordings of Alex Fergusons half time team talks, he's like a permanently loaded gun with the safety off.

 

[Tilling]

I, Tilling, think that Everton midfielder Tom Cleverley will score some goals and provide some assists. Furthermore, I think he will be completely Osman in an Everton shirt and we will look upon this signing in a year's time as an ok signing.

Additionally, I would personally like to say bush did 9/11

 

[AlE]

I, AlE , think that Everton midfielder Tom Cleverley will score good goals and provide rubbish assists. Furthermore, I think he will be very handsome in an Everton shirt and we will look upon this signing in a year's time as a good addition to the Everton calendar.


Additionally, I would personally like to say that I am, in fact, hetero.