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ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 2

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Can’t keep up with this thread, so hope this from the Daily Mash hasn’t been already posted
Liverpool allowed to carry their points over to next season
13th May 2019
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PREMIER League chiefs have agreed that as Liverpool did so well but still did not win they can carry their points over to the following season.
The club, which ended a period of sustained success 30 years ago, will begin next season with a 97-point head start over their rivals in the hope of making the league competitive.
A spokesman said: “Liverpool have tried ever so hard and their poor fans, whose bedrock belief that they are naturally superior to all other clubs has never wavered, really deserve this.

“We’ve asked City if they mind sharing the trophy but churlishly they’ve refused, like the brash, oil money brats they are, so instead we’re doing the right thing to ensure that Liverpool win next year.
“With almost a hundred point lead they’ll be able to still do things they enjoy, like losing to Crystal Palace, without it ruining everyone’s good time and allowing justice to be done.”
Liverpool fan Nathan Muir, who was raised in Wiltshire, said: “I began supporting Liverpool in 1985 because I thought it was guaranteed they would win everything. It’s not fair that they don’t.
“Other fans will make a fuss but really they know it’s right. Because we’re class.”
 
Saint Domingo said:
Never has a team won so little yet been utterly reviled. They’ve achieved the impossible of making neutral fans root for a team like City who should be the antithesis of what football fans want yet even they are deemed preferable to Liverpool winning a bean.
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It is incredible, they have won the square root of eff all but have this unique ability to unify every other team in hatred of them. I honestly think they could play a Champions League final against a Nazi First 11, and every other fan in the world would want them to lose
 
mikeh72 said:
Because they’re absolute dull simpletons. They don’t understand the first thing about politics, they act as if it’s just a football match. “Arrrrr Corbyn’s socialist reds lad <rose_emoji.img> HAHAHAHA the Tory blooooz”. Absolute wasters the lot of them. A complete and utter collective waste of man mustard.
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Loads of them are pro-Palestine as well, I think it's a Celtic thing. Aren't those fanbases BFFs?
 
Prevenger17 said:
It is incredible, they have won the square root of eff all but have this unique ability to unify every other team in hatred of them. I honestly think they could play a Champions League final against a Nazi First 11, and every other fan in the world would want them to lose
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Would be like escape to victory part 2 but with a twist. This time the fascist team save the world from a greater foe.
 

Creature said:
Yeah, sky drop the cycling team because of all the doping accusations and 'hey presto' get fully behind the rs. Wonder where the doctors/chemists for the cycling team work now?
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I wouldn’t put sophisticated doping past a lot of premier league teams. Milner was practically finished at City and now covers more ground than players ten years younger than him. Fabinho looked complete pap when he joined the team, hugely off the pace, then reappeared looking absolutely physically dominant. Robertson showed nothing like the form he has now at Hull, now he’s out pacing some of the fastest wingers in the league. I could understand his positioning or his delivery improving with better coaching but where did he get rapid pace from? Even Oxlade-Chamberlain Chamberlain went from fancy inconsistent winger at Arsenal to absolute machine before his injury. Of course it could be down to Klopp’s coaching but their injury record this season has been outstanding. They’ve been playing the same group of about 14 players every single game often three in a week and the level hasn’t dipped once. They’ve barely had a muscle twinge at all, Firmino’s recently probably being the only significant one all season. In the semi final Barca had a whole week off in between games whilst Liverpool had an away trip yet even though Barca obviously played badly they couldn’t get near Liverpool at all at any point in 90 minutes. The likes of Alexander Arnold has gone from a decent academy player to probably the premier leagues foremost right back (again equipped with unbelievable pace and power). Gomez has gone from a decent kid to looking on the same level as Van Dijk (who incidentally seems to have put his injury worries permanently behind him)

It’s not just that lot though, I’d be amazed if City weren’t at it as well and maybe Spurs too. The intensity that City can reach with weaker slower players like the Silvas and Fernandinho defies belief sometimes. There was suspicion around the Leicester team in their title run and even the other night at the Etihad they ran City into the ground.

The physical level of the premier league is now so far beyond the rest of Europe it’s ridiculous.

A bit like when Chris Froome pedalled away from the best climbers in the world in the tour de France without even getting out of his saddle, or when Geraint Thomas not even a natural climber wins the tour, there’s no proof available but you can’t help but wonder.

There’s been doping controversies in every single sport other than the one with the most money swilling about in it but is amazingly completely clean. Apparently.
 

Miler could just have a better fitness trainer there, tbf. Remember how bad our fitness was when Martinez was in charge.

It is mad how a team who play so intensely have had so few injuries. Jammy sods.
 

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