You know, looking back over the last week or so, it really has been magnificent...
Cast your minds back - only three months or so ago they were crowing about being unbeaten and looking like powering to the earliest title ever before a series of huge parties to the end of the season accompanied by a massive elongated circle jerk from the media
Fast forward, and in the last week they have won that title after a long lay-off and rule changes, in empty grounds and to a TV audience who largely couldn't care less, and by virtue of a 1-0 victory in someone else's game. Were that not enough, they proceeded to put the icing on that already beautiful cake by dragging their own reputations through the mud in spectacular fashion. To cap it all, the league immediately broke for the cup games and any momentum for celebrations completely evaporated. Now really nobody cares, and it's less than a week since they won it!
It is a script written by an Evertonian god. In February or March none of us could have dared to hope for a conclusion as glorious as this. Drink it in, boys - that popcorn makes you thirsty...