ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

[aazak]

 

[Tommy Chong]

Agent Heitinga in the boot room.

Just need medications expert Andy van der Meyde on board next to sort out the inhalers.

Just snide them good and proper, like you use to do in the good 'ol days Johnny!

 

[YoboCopter]

Lost 1-0 today to preston

 

[Tommy Chong]

Lost 1-0 today to preston

Slot's reign off to a tremendous start it seems...

So medicine balls isn't the answer?

 

[Tipp blue]

Lost 1-0 today to preston

They are going to miss Klopps special juice?

 

[Yarrgh]

Slot's reign off to a tremendous start it seems...


So medicine balls isn't the answer?

Whoa whoa whoa.

They just need heavier medicine balls.

 

[Neiler]

This is going to be fun.

 

[Yarrgh]

This is going to be fun.

Just needs a white stick and a labrador now.

 

[Andy McGurk]

This is going to be fun.

3D glassed are so 2010

"Wooooaaashhhh it's like the ball is coming straight at me!"

 

[nsno_traditionally]

This is going to be fun.

Use the force

 

[Tommy Chong]

This is going to be fun.

Medicine balls, goofy glasses, what next?

No doubt that lot over on RAWK are already lauding it as 'der greatest coaching techniques ever!'
Well, there's no excuses for Slot failing next season now.

It's definitely going to be fun to watch.

 

[Jacob]

This is going to be fun.

They'll have to send them back to Specsavers....they're not rose-tinted RS regulation.

 

[turner]

This is going to be fun.

Slot in his first meeting with the LFC technical team: 'so guys, how were you keeping the players fit and conditioned to play at such a pace for a whole season?'

Technical team: <gesturing broadly at overflowing medicines cabinet> 'but people are starting to get a bit suspicious, so we'll have to back off a bit'

Slot: 'right, best order some medicine balls and stevie wonder glasses'

 

[degsy]

Just snide them good and proper, like you use to do in the good 'ol days Johnny!

I always did like that vanilla kit

 

[Tommy Chong]

I always did like that vanilla kit

And with the collar, it doubles-up as 'smart-casual'... Lol.

They'll have to send them back to Specsavers....they're not rose-tinted RS regulation.

I say keep them.

I don't understand Slot's technique. He's treating his keepers like they're racehorses...
You know like when they put the blinders on them blocking out their peripherals so they can focus directly on the racecourse ahead?

Methinks the RS are going to be conceding a lot of hilarious goals from wide angles this season...
You know, the balls in the back of the net and they're already celebrating but Alisson's just standing there going what happened? I didn't see a thing!