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ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3
- Thread starter cronullasharks
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Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Perhaps we can get all the horses, jockeys, stable staff, vets, medical staff, race officials and media people in one huge race course in the midlands and run the entire season over a week behind closed doors?
tonyhorne
Immoderate
Even scarier to think that that many people took the trouble to even read it...
hallamblue
Player Valuation: £40m
You joke but if you read Richard Hannon"s comments that's not far off what he is suggesting!
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Secret diary of Aldo aged 61 1/2
Tuesday 31/03
2pm Woke up with another bad head. I had a terrible dream last night that I'd been round to Kenny's house and was shouting for him to come out. Good job I stayed in with those 19 cans of special brew. Still got a quarter of a can left. Can I claim to have drunk them all? That miserable Roy Keane was bragging that he can drink 21. Miserable Manc C***, thinks just because he's an Irish superstar like me that I should talk to him.
4pm Went for some rizzlas from the corner shop. Djimi and Brucie were hanging out outside the shop. Brucie has a new vespa and was revving the engine because he thinks he soooo cool. That Djimi asked Brucie how many European Cups he had won, one he said. Then Brucie asked Djimi and he said one. Then Djimi asked me, and I had to run inside because I haven't won one and they know that the b*****rds. I was dead embarrassed. When I left the shop, Brucie was still there and told me had just seen Kenny and Rush drive past in Kenny's Polo. No way I said, Kenny promised me that I could go driving with him this week. Brucie started laughing at me and did his spaghetti legs. What a rubbish day.
7pm Went out for the Echo to see if there was any news from the FA or League or UEFA about finishing the league off. I have had my banner made for ages now for the parade. I keep adding stuff to it. It'll be brilliant. If the TV cameras see it they'll have to stay for 5 minutes on it so that everyone in the world can read it. It's really clever.
7:30 pm Nothing in the Echo about the league. Only an article about James Milner eating a special diet to improve his fitness. Probably pot noodles or something. It's a whole 2 page spread with loads of photies.
8:00pm Had me tea. Fish fingers, chips and beans. I might get some of them Milner noodles. I reckon that I could still score in the league this year, maybe if I eat enough pot noodles like James ey?
9:30pm Finished the story. It's not pot noodles he eats, it's some German Science thing from Jurgen's medical team. Good job I didn't have a pot noodle. Bit of a night cap for me now.
11:30pm Bloody hell, just looked at the front page of the Echo. Some tramp was outside Kenny's house shouting all night for him to come out. Disgraceful. Probably some miserable bitter bloo. I don't know what gets into those nugget's head.
12:30am Twitter was boss. Everyone talking about the agenda of the government and other teams against us with this Coronavirus thing. Spot on, they don't know anything about integrity of competition. They'd be better off cancelling next year's league as that hasn't even started yet. Juventus fans are going on about them just conceding the league, the daft ba****ds, but I can understand their position so I posted a video of you'll never walk alone at them with the words amici. They'll appreciate that.
Apart from the spaghetti legged n*nce Brucie and that annoying Djimi it's been a decent day. Nothing from Kenny or the league - I reckon he might have gone around there to sort them out. He's brilliant.
Tuesday 31/03
2pm Woke up with another bad head. I had a terrible dream last night that I'd been round to Kenny's house and was shouting for him to come out. Good job I stayed in with those 19 cans of special brew. Still got a quarter of a can left. Can I claim to have drunk them all? That miserable Roy Keane was bragging that he can drink 21. Miserable Manc C***, thinks just because he's an Irish superstar like me that I should talk to him.
4pm Went for some rizzlas from the corner shop. Djimi and Brucie were hanging out outside the shop. Brucie has a new vespa and was revving the engine because he thinks he soooo cool. That Djimi asked Brucie how many European Cups he had won, one he said. Then Brucie asked Djimi and he said one. Then Djimi asked me, and I had to run inside because I haven't won one and they know that the b*****rds. I was dead embarrassed. When I left the shop, Brucie was still there and told me had just seen Kenny and Rush drive past in Kenny's Polo. No way I said, Kenny promised me that I could go driving with him this week. Brucie started laughing at me and did his spaghetti legs. What a rubbish day.
7pm Went out for the Echo to see if there was any news from the FA or League or UEFA about finishing the league off. I have had my banner made for ages now for the parade. I keep adding stuff to it. It'll be brilliant. If the TV cameras see it they'll have to stay for 5 minutes on it so that everyone in the world can read it. It's really clever.
7:30 pm Nothing in the Echo about the league. Only an article about James Milner eating a special diet to improve his fitness. Probably pot noodles or something. It's a whole 2 page spread with loads of photies.
8:00pm Had me tea. Fish fingers, chips and beans. I might get some of them Milner noodles. I reckon that I could still score in the league this year, maybe if I eat enough pot noodles like James ey?
9:30pm Finished the story. It's not pot noodles he eats, it's some German Science thing from Jurgen's medical team. Good job I didn't have a pot noodle. Bit of a night cap for me now.
11:30pm Bloody hell, just looked at the front page of the Echo. Some tramp was outside Kenny's house shouting all night for him to come out. Disgraceful. Probably some miserable bitter bloo. I don't know what gets into those nugget's head.
12:30am Twitter was boss. Everyone talking about the agenda of the government and other teams against us with this Coronavirus thing. Spot on, they don't know anything about integrity of competition. They'd be better off cancelling next year's league as that hasn't even started yet. Juventus fans are going on about them just conceding the league, the daft ba****ds, but I can understand their position so I posted a video of you'll never walk alone at them with the words amici. They'll appreciate that.
Apart from the spaghetti legged n*nce Brucie and that annoying Djimi it's been a decent day. Nothing from Kenny or the league - I reckon he might have gone around there to sort them out. He's brilliant.
Penno
Player Valuation: £10m
Best thing on here! Although in fairness it writes itself practically.
jonnyboy316
Player Valuation: £35m
Personally I think it might be better for the season to be binned off but for the RS to be awarded the title. It would be such an anticlimatic victory of what was meant to be such an epic occasion. If the season were completely voided with no title awarded we would never hear the end of it
Brilliant lol - needs more pigeon action tomorrow.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
I agree, it would be excellent. And they can't have the fairytale drama that they'll create when they do eventually win it properly, because it won't technically be the "first" one. But at the same time the first one wasn't even real itself.
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Called my RS mother yesterday to congratulate her on nearly winning the league again.
"Its typical" she said "30 years and it'll get cancelled... we must be the unluckiest club in the world."
Having regained my composure I put it to her that it must be awful to miss out on your just rewards as a consequence of something you had no input into and that we had that in common as football supporters.
"What do you mean?"
"Its typical" she said "30 years and it'll get cancelled... we must be the unluckiest club in the world."
Having regained my composure I put it to her that it must be awful to miss out on your just rewards as a consequence of something you had no input into and that we had that in common as football supporters.
"What do you mean?"
The whole footballing world (bar the RS) tomorrow morning (before 12pm) praying the premier league board make a decision to void -
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Any mileage in turning this campaign into a two year effort?
As it looks increasingly likely any footie won't start until June at the earliest, what about starting again in August as you would with the new season and carry over your points tally into the next 38 games?
As it looks increasingly likely any footie won't start until June at the earliest, what about starting again in August as you would with the new season and carry over your points tally into the next 38 games?
mccole
Player Valuation: £35m
This needs it own thread please
toffee82
Player Valuation: £25m
No cos the RS would be top with the lead they have and try to claim two titles.
Chris O'Connor
Player Valuation: £35m
As mentioned on here yesterday, Juventus have said they don't want the league trophy if their league can't be restarted, showing a bit of class about what should happen in a null and void season, no chance the rs would do the same.
Other sports are far more realistic with Joe Root accepting there isn't likely to be any cricket at all this summer.
Why should they be talking about any 'mega-event' at a midlands ground in front of no crowd in June, but of course all the medical staff, players and coaches etc present and at risk?
When will the premier league realise the gravity of the situation?
Ignore the finance as the country and it's economy has had to do, and just get real.
Null and void the season and start again in November or later, whenever it's entirely safe and possible to do so without risking another fatal outbreak, a three week pre season would have to be scheduled anyway.
Other sports are far more realistic with Joe Root accepting there isn't likely to be any cricket at all this summer.
Why should they be talking about any 'mega-event' at a midlands ground in front of no crowd in June, but of course all the medical staff, players and coaches etc present and at risk?
When will the premier league realise the gravity of the situation?
Ignore the finance as the country and it's economy has had to do, and just get real.
Null and void the season and start again in November or later, whenever it's entirely safe and possible to do so without risking another fatal outbreak, a three week pre season would have to be scheduled anyway.