The signing of Lambert shows the saviour of football is going to develop a plan B, i.e to play in long, set pieces and penalties. Now wait a minute that is plan A.
Ah I see, the master tactician of football is going to make plan A better, so that it becomes plan A+. But because he has just bought a false 9 number 7 who can play as a withdrawn number 10 that means the defence is protected more, Plan A++.
The great coaches of this world don't demean themselves with a plan B, they never veer from the philosophy but perfect the winning formula, by quality players, not quantity mind, to enhance their chances of silverware. And at the moment if you trawl the Solent area then the best false 9 number 7 who can play as a withdrawn number 10 is Lambert. Without a doubt, he is the man the group will accept without question. Rodgers has already had a fax from Suarez congratulating him on this latest fantastic addition to the group.
Rodgers has masterminded the greatest coup in European football. He got in early, before the rest of the football world latches on to the qualities that Lambert possesses. This has also help build up Gerrard's sycophantic entourage in the England camp, who sit late into the night listening to him reminisce about days gone by when he single handedly inspired Istanbul and 2 title challenges.
All world cup records will be broken when England field 7 LFC players Gerrard, Johnson, Flanaghan, Henderson, Sterling, Sturridge and Lambert and storm the world cup in Brazil. This will go down in world cup history and surely there must be a Jules Rimet medal for the manager with the most players representing a country. And of course the customary statue outside FA HQ.
Good lord ! Only days ago there was mutterings of Barcelona and Madrid sniffing around B-Rod before he signed his long term contract. If Lambert is the sign of things to come from them lot, Barca have dodged a 50 cal here. Title rivals Chelsea on the verge of signing Diego Costa to send a message of their intent. These clowns reply with Rickie Lambert. Defo their year next year lads, defo. 