chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
This is how it went.Indeed.
Carroll was the big ticket replacement for Torres.
They hit lucky with Suarez instead.
"Did you see that cheating Uruguay forward, in the world cup, cheat that goal by handling on the line?"
"Yeah, some professional level cheating that was."
"And the way he celebrated when other team missed their pen robbing all the pros on the other side and their supporters of a chance to celebrate, by cheating?"
"You mean the way he showed absolutely no remorse or class after cheating?"
"World class cheating that was. Spur of the moment cheating is one thing, but to carry on showing that you wanted to cheat and would without doubt do it again is something else. He's just like our skipper. He'd fit right in to the Liverpool way."
"Sign him."
Sadly it turned out the reprehensible turd could find the goal too. So yeah. They got lucky.