England 2018

[chicoazul]

I went out the other year with a pack of russians, and only two other scousers. We got thrown out of pretty much every pub we went into. It was ace.

Pretty much my identical memories of a post match "quick one for the ditch" bevvy with them.

Being in places with loads of dirty looks cast your way and thinking that you're probably going to have to fight your way to the exit.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Russia will be an ace World Cup - If you get the opportunity then deffo go ...and check out night flight in Moscow

http://www.nightflight.ru/en/night_club/

Top place with some stunningly beautiful ladies

 

[Dublintoff]

Im gutted, not just for you guys missing out on hosting it, but i,ll be 40 on june 9th 2018, and would have been a nice short hop across the water with the mates to celebrate. Not that we,ll be in it or anything!!!

 

[RFUS]

Im gutted, not just for you guys missing out on hosting it, but i,ll be 40 on june 9th 2018, and would have been a nice short hop across the water with the mates to celebrate. Not that we,ll be in it or anything!!!

In it?

We're going to win it, mate. By then, Seamus Ramos will be Maicon-age, and clearly the best RB in the world.

 

[Allezfan]

In it?

We're going to win it, mate. By then, Seamus Ramos will be Maicon-age, and clearly the best RB in the world.

Him at right back and a 70 year old Kevin Kilbane at left back. Sexy times, man.

 

[Blue Ray]

well i think its an insult to pick russia ahead of us but our press didnt do us any favours. this is the home of football after all and we're all gonna miss out. 2030 at the earliest? fook me i'll be in allerton cemetery by then. Fifa have took the game away from us and theres no return.

 

[RFUS]

Him at right back and a 70 year old Kevin Kilbane at left back. Sexy times, man.

70? He's already got his pensioner bus pass, mate. He'll be a Nigerian 70 in 2018.


Still ace, mind. Ace in that, so [Poor language removed] it's ace, kind of way, of course. Like a rapper with no tongue.

 

[Brownie]

70? He's already got his pensioner bus pass, mate. He'll be a Nigerian 70 in 2018.


Still ace, mind. Ace in that, so [Poor language removed] it's ace, kind of way, of course. Like a rapper with no tongue.

Would his rap just be, Huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

My style's incredible.

 

[RFUS]

Would his rap just be, Huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

My style's incredible.

He might not be that bad. I mean, to be fair, rap is:

40% hand gestures
30% women with large bottoms, gyrating
26% N words
4% talent
and 13% lack of a proper education.

 

[Allezfan]

He might not be that bad. I mean, to be fair, rap is:

40% hand gestures
30% women with large bottoms, gyrating
26% N words
4% talent
and 13% lack of a proper education.

You couldn't be more middle class if you were eating tea with scones.

 

[RFUS]

You couldn't be more middle class if you were eating tea with scones.

I'm not middle class.


I've frum da streetz. Da skool of hard nox, like all da bad-azz rappsters. Yip yo, mo fo.




I kid, I kid. It's all good in the hood.

 

[Allezfan]

I'm not middle class.


I've frum da streetz. Da skool of hard nox, like all da bad-azz rappsters. Yip yo, mo fo.

Excellent jape, Reginald. You really got that silly negro dialect, spot on, wot wot.

 

[RFUS]

Excellent jape, Reginald. You really got that silly negro dialect, spot on, wot wot.

Reginald?


I wouldn't allow my butler to be named Reginald!

 

[Allezfan]

Reginald?


I wouldn't allow my butler to be named Reginald!

Sorry about that Tarquin, old boy.

 

[RFUS]

Sorry about that Tarquin, old boy.

No problem, Winston. All is forgiven.



Scone?