Match Thread Everton 0-3 Brighton - Sat 17 Aug 2024 - Kick Off: 15:00

[NathDogg]

Harrison for Holgate when 2 nil down is unforgivable

That was my biggest LoL moment of the day until I saw onana-man score for the Villa.

Dyche trolling the fans, mad how we conceded (nearly 2) almost as soon as he came on.

 

[welshtoffee]

Waste of £55 sitting at the rear of the Park End, Dyche could not even hear me BOOOOOOO,ING him . Joking aside Dyche has his favourites and will play them when he can despite them being utter crap .

 

[Dougie]

I missed the match due to being at Chester Zoo with my granddaughter . Seems I made the right choice

You probably saw just as much crap at the zoo as we all did at the match.

 

[Andy McGurk]

You probably saw just as much crap at the zoo as we all did at the match.

Better ball control though

 

[Connor mcloud]

I missed the match due to being at Chester Zoo with my granddaughter . Seems I made the right

I hope you never had a ticket and then chose Chester zoo before the game?

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

Told you we'd be arse

 

[Somerset Blue]

God this is depressing! Chose the wrong season to give up glue sniffing!

 

[Dharma]

Doucoure up front was absolutely Sunday League standard. Completely amateur performance.
If anything, he was Brighton's best defender.

 

[welshtoffee]

Doucoure up front was absolutely Sunday League standard. Completely amateur performance.
If anything, he was Brighton's best defender.

Hus 2nd touch is chasing his 1st touch. He reminds me of a dog chasing a tennis ball on the beach, lots of running but no ball control whatsoever.

 

[Preki]

It's inconceivable that Keane played. Why bother?

 

[Mitch Ward's Minder]

I'm staying positive. In 04/05 we got turned over by Arsenal first game by 3 goals and finished 4th. Here's to hoping (or swigging bleach)

 

[evertony]

Dyche sending a little post-it note on when Young got red-carded was just amateurish. Keane passing it to Tarks and him seemingly having to explain it to McNeil ....maybe there were no pictures

 

[Goat]

Lets move on, somebody make a Spurs thread and we can pretend today didnt happen.

 

[allezlesbleus]

Dyche sending a little post-it note on when Young got red-carded was just amateurish. Keane passing it to Tarks and him seemingly having to explain it to McNeil ....maybe there were no pictures

Funniest/saddest thing about that was them trying to explain the change to Myko who clearly didn’t have clue what they meant !! I don’t think the note made things any clearer. Sigh.

 

[terryefc]

Full backs atrocious. Midfield bar Tim shocking. Duke abysmal. Subs need not have bothered. Dyche 0/10.
Did we learn nowt from Coventry and Salford. One of the worst performances I've ever seen. On a par with Tranmere and Wigan.