Match Thread Everton 2-3 AFC Bournemouth (Sat 31 Aug 3:00 PM)

[AndersLimpar4Life]

It's bleach o'clock. Earlier in the season than usual but what the hey.

 

[Drico]

Disgraceful by those players. Every one of them on the pitch cowered in the face of…the possibility of winning.

Every one of them a waster.

Dyche out. Moshiri out.

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

Players have been weak mentally for a long time, but that is a disgrace of a last 10 minutes from them. We've been skirting relegation for years now and Dyche has done nothing to move us on from that, the players are still weak, they still panic when things don't go to plan - he's basically reached the maximum of his ability with this team and it's simply not good enough.

To be fair they haven’t been weak mentally in defence user Dyche

Until today

 

[bluejohn66]

 

[judge]

We are a loser club. Regularly bottle it towards the end of games, but rarely do what Bournemouth did today. It's sad, but we've been heading in a geberal downward direction since the late 80's. The best thing we could do for the fans is to go bankrupt/fold. At least we could do something productove with our weekends!

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Gueye Keane and Doucoure have to go. They’ve been the rotting spine of this club for too long. In combination it’s a death sentence.

We have got replacements for all of them also

 

[Bob Latchford]

Where was the 'Weir' sub at 2-0 up. Just stick O'brien on and sit in ..

The one time I wanted Dyche to revert to type and he took our best player off. No excusing it.

 

[Sona]

I’ve stayed up to 2am for that!

When the first goal went in, I laughed because I knew it was coming.

I don’t feel angry, upset or sad; just total apathy at what Everton are as a football club. A joke, an embarrassment, a laughing stock.

I can count the joyous occasions on one hand for my lifetime supporting this club.

 

[Dunc's elbow]

Went to make a cup of tea, came back with a few biscuits and settled down to see where the win had lifted us up to. Dropped biscuits, spat out tea.

& grabbed the bleach.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

It's like Football Manager, but in real life... Bournemouth did nothing for 87 minutes, Mykolenko gifts them a goal and then it becomes a matter of how they'll win rather than if...

 

[matty1878]

i feel sick tbh

 

[BlueNoise!]

Bell Gnonto again lad

 

[TommyDavo]

Ndiaye was tearing them to bits. And he was winning the ball back. He should have been left on and we’d have carried on creating chances. Instead we had Doucoure and Beto up top who can’t keep hold of the ball.

The lad was out on his feet and needed replacing. Just not with Doucoure

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Totally ruined my weekend. My poor wife

 

[Blue 1]

If Everton was a racehorse it would be shot.