Match Thread Everton 3-0 Doncaster Rovers - EFL Cup Second Round - Tue 27 Aug 7:45pm

[HuddersfieldToffee]

Highlights: O’Brien looks relatively comfortable, like Tim and JG in the middle together. Actually nice to see Beto on the pitch again, Lindstrom looks ok

Lowlights: everything else

Sorry, what I meant to say was

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Blue_Eagle]

Sean Dyche stood out in the rain longer than their manager as well, absolutely bottled it the Doncaster fella. Dyche does not give a toss about getting a cold, that's what I want in a manager.

Yeah and then passing it on to the team, the numpty.

 

[matty1878]

your all guna kill me off

on here lads i’ve never ever laughed so much

im
getting sectioned

 

[Blue peter]

I think our enviously proud record boasted by the club earlier today of having won every one of our round 2 matches could be in jeopardy this evening

 

[trueblue84]

Anyone got a link??

Just watch youporn instead. A more exciting watch and unlike Everton, there's a better chance of a happy ending.

 

[Tommy Chong]

As first halves go...

I don't think the 2nd half is going to get much better, mate...

Every time we get into their box:

 

[Curtis]

chris i know you love SD secretly

Not for the football benefits but for health reasons, Chris has insomnia so dyche has improved his life significantly through sleep inducing boring football

 

[when i score we riot]

He's not a winger but unless he changes formation where we have 2 number 10s behind a striker, that's where he'll be. You can see he's comfortable on the ball plus has a set piece on him but I'm looking at Ndiaye and Lindsttom and I'm thinking they're not Dyche signings and Harrison and Doucoure will be straight back in on Saturday.

Seems you're right, and Lindstrøm won't get a look in at that 10 spot until Douc is injured

 

[Daytripper]

Good turn out by the fans

 

[Paul Rideout]

He's not a winger but unless he changes formation where we have 2 number 10s behind a striker, that's where he'll be. You can see he's comfortable on the ball plus has a set piece on him but I'm looking at Ndiaye and Lindsttom and I'm thinking they're not Dyche signings and Harrison and Doucoure will be straight back in on Saturday.

he's 100% an inside forward, same as Ndiaye.

it's like the Klassen era all over again.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Tough to use the players aren’t good enough as an excuse tonight

 

[Amokachi1995]

Feels like a pre season friendly. A bit half paced, nobody quite knows what their team mate should be doing.

 

[Clarky cat]

Everything with a bit of promise in the middle has fallen to McNeil and he’s made the wrong decision every time. Please take him off, he’s morphing into Doucoure ffs.

 

[matty1878]

Good turn out by the fans

and the donny ones

 

[Eggs]

We might never score a goal ever again

….this could go to penalties.