Brings back my PTSD that
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2000 plus pages about a manager is proof enough that we are truly boring.
At least we’re not Sunderland FFS
We’ve just had a man who was adored by the fans leave us after guiding us to a 10th place finish and are about to appoint a fat gobshite who’s universally dispised by evertonians everywhere.
“Uninteresting!”
“Uninteresting!”
Netflix wouldn't come near us
What a depressing post COYB we will rise from the Phoenix to our new ground & upwards .....Keep the faith .....
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Our profile - the country's 4th most successful club and part of a binary rivalry with a global brand like the cult are - is outrageously low.
We had an impressario at the helm for 15 years who managed to under sell the club and tried to bounce us out of the heart of a major English city to the burbs.
We had an impressario at the helm for 15 years who managed to under sell the club and tried to bounce us out of the heart of a major English city to the burbs.
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
For the average masochist, we are quite possibly the most entertaining squad in the league bar none. We’ve just targeted the wrong demographic.
mightymoyes
Player Valuation: £70m
Netflix would love cameras in our car crash of a board room
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
Footballing purgatory is a good way of putting it. What gets me is people defend fiercely some of the crap that’s gone on here over the years and those behind it , yet go mad when the question of if we are a bigger club than (insert team name here). How long are you going to keep going to our history when you should be asking yourself who’s more likely to be successful in the future!
I know things could be worse , a lot of clubs are or have gone through awful times in their history however football is a competition, it should be the aim to win or at least try to regardless of who it is your playing. Look how smug our AGMs are, I can’t stomach them, self adulation at it’s sickening peak at times and it’s not warranted.
Things don’t improve unless the mentality changes and people are there who are the best possible for the roles, not who will have your back in times of ego massaging.
I forgot who said it earlier, apologies, what they said was spot on, it’s Everton Social Club these days.
I know things could be worse , a lot of clubs are or have gone through awful times in their history however football is a competition, it should be the aim to win or at least try to regardless of who it is your playing. Look how smug our AGMs are, I can’t stomach them, self adulation at it’s sickening peak at times and it’s not warranted.
Things don’t improve unless the mentality changes and people are there who are the best possible for the roles, not who will have your back in times of ego massaging.
I forgot who said it earlier, apologies, what they said was spot on, it’s Everton Social Club these days.
JobForTheMoyes
Player Valuation: £40m
“We played a fantastic game and we were unlucky,” Carlo Ancelotti.
We are an irrelevance
We exist to survive. Genuinely pointless these days
We exist to survive. Genuinely pointless these days
One of the most gifted footballers, if not THE, we’ve had in my lifetime will have more than likely played his last game for us before any of our fans got a chance to see him live.
I would take relegation if it meant winning the championship. Midtable mediocrity is worse than being a YoYo club.
Don't get me wrong, I don't want us to be relegated to have some excitement, but I think the original point is a decent one. It's no wonder so many fans are talking about being fed up and packing in going to the game when you look at something like this. We've basically finished 4th (once) and 12th (once) and somewhere in between every year for the last 17 seasons. With 1 cup final and maybe what, 4/5? really notable wins? I wouldn't swap our place for Sunderland's for example, but there's no denying they've had more to keep them interested than we have, it's like groundhog day being an Everton fan.
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