The mans embarrassing himself as a consequence of being in a pair of shoes that he just isn't big enough to fill. Had it been an ego that needed matching he'd have it the bullseye straight away.
The polarity between his incoming demeanour and comments at his new club compared to his arrival at Everton is truly astounding. He's clearly got a split personality - massive ego but equally tiny real confidence - the former attribute covering up the latter. He's fortunate that the general Utd fan is a foreign national with a bubble coat, camera and a bag full of merchandise from the Club Superstore who attends a game once a year - their real fans ( who in fairness are some of the best travelling fans there are) will have him sussed. The 'drop in and shop' brigade will keep him in a job for a season or so, but unless he wins silver the others will have him rightly strung up by his ginger dangly bits.
Interesting that he said he signed every player at Everton, because that also means transfers that didn't happen we're his fault too as he took total control.
Bill could win back a few brownie points over this matter, or finally seal his own departure. Grow a pair a big ones and tell the disingenuous one to [Poor language removed] right off and he'll buy himself some time, and he could extend it by publically denouncing his former beau as a complete whore. Concede and sell one or both and it's arrivaderci.
It's amazing what one meaningless piece of silver called the Community Shield can do - its turned a ginger Glaswegian who never had the need to buy Brasso into Footballs Billy Big Spuds.
On a positive, if it escalates into a Ginge vs Sexy Catalan Matador bun fight in the press there will certainly only be one winner....and it won't be Moyes. Roberto will have him tied up and wrapped with his eloquent and positive approach.
Good morning Mr Moyes - sorry Sir, no tickets or key in that name.