Everton January 2022 Transfer Thread

[Blues Harp]

Question 1:
A man has 5 oranges. He sells all of the oranges.

How many oranges does he have remaining?


Question 2:
A man from America claims to watch Everton matches but has not seen a player play well in his position. This is despite said player being praised several times while playing in that position.

Is the man from America:

A: Lying?
B: A nitwit?
C: In a higher state of Iwobi?


Question 3
If Jarrad Branthwaite has made 3 league starts for Everton, 10 league starts for Blackburn and 9 for Carlisle.

Does he have:

A: One league start?
B: More than one league start?

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[kenada_blue]

I reckon they'll instantly improve our football either way. In the modern game, full back is one of the most important positions on the pitch and we've just bought one for each side.

With zero experience and very young in a team that can't defend, with a manager who doesn't like his fullbacks to attack

 

[Nymzee]

Unless they're crap and we get relegated.

Well our current players are doing a good job of that so can't really blame new lads through the door.

 

[bullybeef]

I’ve heard Ronaldo is unhappy at Man Utd.

Ginola was looking fit on I’m a celeb too.

Just a couple of suggestions from the beef.

 

[kenada_blue]

But Coleman and Digne will?

You've an entrenched view pal. I hope that YOU hope you're wrong.

No because it's more down to the none existent midifield and the awful set up Benitez has

 

[kenada_blue]

They might help us to stop losing them though.

Neither can defend better than what we have/did have

 

[Billy Dean]

Who?

very highly rated young player. Interesting one if true.

 

[kenada_blue]

We might possibly win games if we don’t concede as many goals and can put a cross in from the right hand side. If you mean these players specifically won’t score winning goals then yes, you’re right.

Already fail at the first hurdle... conceding goals. We thinking these two fullbacks are going to do that?

Nope.

 

[JimmyK]

Well our current players are doing a good job of that so can't really blame new lads through the door.

No i'm not talking about blaming them but I assume @kenada_blue was saying we might be trying to sign players because they're cheap not because they're good in which case it isn't a very good idea.

 

[kenada_blue]

No i'm not talking about blaming them but I assume @kenada_blue was saying we might be trying to sign players because they're cheap not because they're good in which case it isn't a very good idea.

Yes.

 

[Tree13]

No because it's more down to the none existent midifield and the awful set up Benitez has

These aren't mutually exclusive factors mate.

We needed a new RB. We have signed one.

We need a new CM, and I suspect we are looking actively at several. If we find one, we'll sign him. No-one in the club is going to veto it on the grounds that we have a new RB.

 

[MikeH72]

Already fail at the first hurdle... conceding goals. We thinking these two fullbacks are going to do that?

Nope.

We do concede a lot due to Seamus Coleman not being able to kick a football or run to be fair. I dunno, they might make a difference, let’s just see.

 

[Nymzee]

No i'm not talking about blaming them but I assume @kenada_blue was saying we might be trying to sign players because they're cheap not because they're good in which case it isn't a very good idea.

Why are cheap players automatically assumed to be crap?

N'Golo Kante £5.6m
Gana Gueye £9m

 

[Houghty19]

Neither can defend better than what we have/did have

I wouldn't know as I haven't seen them actually play but if you are suggesting they're worse than both Coleman and Digne defensively i would find that hard to believe as both have been poor for quite some time.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

With zero experience and very young in a team that can't defend, with a manager who doesn't like his fullbacks to attack

That's the spirit

I give up