Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[Charles Hawtrey]

You know you can legally be a grandad at 32. If you show signs of delusion then thats what i ll call you. I have watched the last 3 games live and we ve given the ball away needlessly constantly. Have to wonder why Moyse is asking them to do that dont you. Muppet.

Off Topic -I would guess if you were a 16 year old Lid with Rooney-esque tendencies you could marry your true love and become a legal (step)grandad. Of course if you hail from Apalachia all bets are off and you could legally be your own grandad at any age at all.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Off Topic -I would guess if you were a 16 year old Lid with Rooney-esque tendencies you could marry your true love and become a legal (step)grandad. Of course if you hail from Apalachia all bets are off and you could legally be your own grandad at any age at all.

Off topic Appalachia cuts across 3 different countries in Canada, France and the US (across multiple states) so it'll be a mixed picture.

On topic, I hope we've got scouts in all those areas to get some North American gems. Thelwell has history with the US.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Off topic Appalachia cuts across 3 different countries in Canada, France and the US (across multiple states) so it'll be a mixed picture.

On topic, I hope we've got scouts in all those areas to get some North American gems. Thelwell has history with the US.

Jebus! not sure how appalachia runs through France or even Canada for that matter. Its northern part starts in the catskills in NY state and it covers parts of Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Maryland, Mississippi, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia, and all of West Virginia. I technically live on the edge of Appalachia. In some of these states 14 is the age of consent with the Romeo and Juliet laws, and some states even let you get a lisence at that same age. My comment was meant as more of a joke about inter family marriages, but thats ok, humour lost now.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Jebus! not sure how appalachia runs through France or even Canada for that matter. Its northern part starts in the catskills in NY state and it covers parts of Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Maryland, Mississippi, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia, and all of West Virginia. I technically live on the edge of Appalachia. In some of these states 14 is the age of consent with the Romeo and Juliet laws, and some states even let you get a lisence at that same age. My comment was meant as more of a joke about inter family marriages, but thats ok, humour lost now.

Appalachian Mountains | Definition, Map, Location, Trail, & Facts | Britannica

Appalachian Mountains, North American highland system that extends for almost 2,000 miles from the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador to central Alabama in the United States, forming a natural barrier between the eastern Coastal Plain and the vast Interior Lowlands of North America.

www.britannica.com

 

[TheNinja]

Came in expecting transfer chit chat, left having been on a Geography field trip...

 

[NeilMorepies]

Boooo!!!

 

[Tramps_mate]

Just tried to quickly list players we have in now, who I think are contracted beyond this season


Jordan Pickford

Nathan Patterson
James Tarkowski
Jake O'Brien
Vitalii Mykolenko
Jarrad Branthwaite

James Garner
Tim Iroegbunam
Dwight McNeil
Iliman NDiaye
Harrison Atmstrong

Beto
Chermiti


I figure these are off;

Joao Virginia
Asmir Begovic
Michael Keane
Seamus Coleman
Ashley Young
Carlos Alcaraz
Abdoulaye Doucoure
Idrissa Gana Gueye
Orel Mangala
Jack Harrison
Jesper Lindstrom
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Armando Broja


Yikes.

I think of the 'off' list, the below will stay for next season.

Virginia (hopefully)
Alcaraz
Doucoure
Gueye

 

[matty1878]

shouldn’t this be in the bin till summer?

 

[Vaughan]

yeah I wondered why we aren’t discussing replacing Hibbert at right back if that’s the kind of outdated nonsense being said

 

[MikeH72]

Just tried to quickly list players we have in now, who I think are contracted beyond this season


Jordan Pickford

Nathan Patterson
James Tarkowski
Jake O'Brien
Vitalii Mykolenko
Jarrad Branthwaite

James Garner
Tim Iroegbunam
Dwight McNeil
Iliman NDiaye
Harrison Atmstrong

Beto
Chermiti


I figure these are off;

Joao Virginia
Asmir Begovic
Michael Keane
Seamus Coleman
Ashley Young
Carlos Alcaraz
Abdoulaye Doucoure
Idrissa Gana Gueye
Orel Mangala
Jack Harrison
Jesper Lindstrom
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Armando Broja


Yikes.

We have an obligation to buy Alcaraz don’t we?

 

[Nymzee]

We have an obligation to buy Alcaraz don’t we?

Thought that but we announced it as an option.

 

[MikeH72]

Thought that but we announced it as an option.

Swear I read it was an obligation after 8 games.

 

[Rich1878]

Swear I read it was an obligation after 8 games.

I think it was Flamengo who stated it was an obligation, but we've said its an option

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Jebus! not sure how appalachia runs through France or even Canada for that matter. Its northern part starts in the catskills in NY state and it covers parts of Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Maryland, Mississippi, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia, and all of West Virginia. I technically live on the edge of Appalachia. In some of these states 14 is the age of consent with the Romeo and Juliet laws, and some states even let you get a lisence at that same age. My comment was meant as more of a joke about inter family marriages, but thats ok, humour lost now.

Off topic but slightly on topic, The Appalachian Mountains in North America were once connected to the mountains of Scotland, Ireland, and Wales

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Swear I read it was an obligation after 8 games.

Think it might be semantics- we have an obligation to buy after x number of games but of course we have the option not to play him in x games so you could describe it as either.