Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[Charles Hawtrey]

You know you can legally be a grandad at 32. If you show signs of delusion then thats what i ll call you. I have watched the last 3 games live and we ve given the ball away needlessly constantly. Have to wonder why Moyse is asking them to do that dont you. Muppet.

Off Topic -I would guess if you were a 16 year old Lid with Rooney-esque tendencies you could marry your true love and become a legal (step)grandad. Of course if you hail from Apalachia all bets are off and you could legally be your own grandad at any age at all.