Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[blueblueskies]

I think the two Poles are Robert Lewandowski and Robert Warzycha.

Sadly they are Poles apart

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

There needs to be a mod-sanctioned Arena for the last week of the window, to alleviate some of the tension from in here.


On topic: I hope we sign someone.

 

[Runub]

Basically there's two knobheads who like to chat wham and bait people and do nothing but totally derail every thread their in.

But nobody can seem to get their head around the fact that if you stop giving them attention they'll just go away!

Also we're rumoured to he after some lad from sparta Prague but it was poo pooed when people found out he's just had surgery and will be out till end of feb/march time.

Its beyond silly and I am not talking about the potential signing of the Sparta Prague player

 

[RAFUH]

Should be a bannable offence this.

@Groucho @Dylan @RAFUH for the next agends...

Bless their heart


*Adds objectionable "terms of endearment" to agenda
** plans to suggest auto substitution with "boon companion"

 

[Dougie]

Going through the last few pages of this thread, It’s good to see GOT members together in peace and harmony.

 

[Rich1878]

Anything going on like? Anything at all?

 

[allen]

Sadly they are Poles apart

Yes, this was the point is was hoping to make...

Robert Warzycha______________________________________________________Robert Lewandoski

Our current transfer window performance is at an unknown position along that line.

 

[RAFUH]

It's called banter bro.

If the phrase blue Putin offends you, maybe the internet isn't for you. I mean it's not even insulting. I have a Russian friend who I call Putin.

Anyway, I personally find it unlikely we spend 90m this window, but I'm hoping I'm wrong and you are right.

Let's find out together.

What happens in CA, needs to stay in CA.

 

[allen]

Anything going on like? Anything at all?

Well I'm doing my best to fill the void by helping to invent a Polish Robert Scale to judge how we're doing.

 

[Rich1878]

Well I'm doing my best to fill the void by helping to invent a Polish Robert Scale to judge how we're doing.

Tell me more about this Robert Scale

 

[Jebus_lives]

That's a spectre trundled out every season for us now x2 windows.

No one is buying that anymore.

Have you considered it might be true?

 

[Runub]

Anything going on like? Anything at all?

All kinds. Nothing about transfers though

 

[Marius57]

I never mentioned about wanting him gone. So that’s irrelevant.

I suggested that liking him personally and calling him a gimp don’t really go together, do they?

@Charlie Sweet

So mate, when are you going to admit to lying repeatedly?

As like I say, pretending over and over again that you like him as a person and then referring to him using an offensive word for a disabled person doesn’t really match up does it?

Time to show your real self.

 

[allen]

Tell me more about this Robert Scale

I've prepared a quote package below to bring you up to speed:

The lack of credible transfer links is either:

Good - club doing business behind closed doors in a professional manner and minimising leaks

Bad - we have nothing lined up and are flapping in the wind like amateurs

That's a spectrum and we're oscillating somewhere between the two poles.

Lewandowski?

I think the two Poles are Robert Lewandowski and Robert Warzycha.

Robert Warzycha______________________________________________________Robert Lewandoski

Our current transfer window performance is at an unknown position along that line.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Hello gimps and mates, any actual transfer links for players into Everton Football Club? Thanks.