Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[Titus Shambles]

No point worrying until the window closes. They’ll be working on it.

Well, like Dilly-Dally Parton used to sing "workin 5-to-9 what a way to steal a livin"...

 

[_jamlev]

Peak performance.

You know what to do, Dave.

 

[Vaughan]

Thing with this lad is all the question marks, but that's also the only thing which would give him a chance to get him.

The risk is bad but the possible payoff is huge.

absolutely, especially if its a loan

and yes we need a striker to come in so we need some certainty … but what striker is available for either the limited fees or possible loan spot we have. nothing really unless theyre working on a wonderkid from ligue 2

it would be a gamble to take him on loan, but if he fails it’s not like we have much chance of signing anyone else

if he succeeds he scores goals to keep us up, improves our all round play and ability to bring our other attackers into the game more, and he possibly likes it so much he wants to sign and we get him in the summer when we should have some cash to burn

 

[Titus Shambles]

Peak performance.

You know what to do, Dave.

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For a minute there, I thought we'd signed Carlos Tevez (and by the looks of things, he's clearly misunderstood what was meant when someone said "drug testing is mandatory")

 

[Vaughan]

Sick of hearing about loans can we just do some decent scouting and identify a player we can sign.
Aaron Lennon
Christian Atsu
Enner Valencia
Eliaquim Mangala
Kurt Zouma
Andres Gomes
Djibril Sidebe
Robin Olsen
Donny van de beek
Anwar El Ghazi
Conor Coady
Ruben vinagres
Jack Harrison
Danjuma
Broja
Harrison
Mandala
Lindstrom
Last 10 years of loan players majority at a cost to us keeping other clubs players usually surplus to requirements. I don’t want to hear about another loan go and buy someone ffs

i agree, but with what cash under the restrictions?

 

[Pejic300]

Not much point in us making new signings then I suppose

Don't worry. If we're 1-0 up there'll be at least eight minutes added on.

 

[Titus Shambles]

Kevs the nose is playing solitaire on his laptop.

What else could he be doing apart from sniffing ants with his conk

Doing some last minute scouting on his pirate copy of FM21

(and 'conk' was most definitely not quite the word I first thought that said...)

 

[Frosty1878]

i agree, but with what cash under the restrictions?

Cash is the issue now and is the issue with us being in this situation just mean in general the clubs a joke hardly any young players come through and signings are poor.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Peak performance.

You know what to do, Dave.

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I really need to watch that new Nosferatu film my son. Appreciate the reminder.

God bless.

 

[RomanReigns]

How’s it looking famalam?

 

[Goat]

How’s it looking famalam?

Damp.

 

[Bernie Wrights Burners]

Gives a bad name to everyone called Ben and not just because he thinks he’s an uber blue for some reason, but because he calls himself Benj. My name’s Benjamin and I would never ever think to call myself that. Tool.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand, we need some signings

He's a grifting beaut

 

[billyblue80]

Moyesy loves a deadline day deal or two

 

[Hogwild]

We’re recalling Neil Maupay aren’t we

I think I'd play Keane up top first

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I think I'd play Keane up top first

@Goat