Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[matty1878]

Doucs will be our new Felliani

not tall enough

 

[Tel001]

Ndiaye reminds me of Pienaar.

Doucoure reminds me of my last kidney stone

Painful and I can’t wait for him to leave

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Philogene hasn't signed for Ipswich yet. Spanner in the works?

Rumour has it his agent is trying to engineer a move to 1970 Brazil.

 

[Tel001]

I seriously doubt Moyesy has started green lighting players yet, been here about 2 seconds.

This is withering dithering dave we are talking about

The older version of Moyes

He has to do the same amount of due diligence checks but it now takes him twice as long

 

[blueblood]

Doucs will be our new Felliani

Fellaini’s first touch was immense. I’ve never seen a player as good at chesting the ball down as he could.
Doucoure’s first touch means his second touch usually has to be a tackle.
Here ends the comparison.

 

[Tel001]

0 goals and 0 assists in 11 games for Lyon…
Welcome Ernest.

DCL

0 0 in last 15 games

Earnest > DCL

 

[Tel001]

This Ernest fellow looks bang average

So an improvement on Harrison ?

 

[Tel001]

No pace , all left foot , lightweight, doesn't press , great shot on him.

McNeil ?

 

[Tel001]

Can't remember the last time we had a loan signing that was actually good. Mangala was been ok so far but other than that

Barry and lukaku ?

 

[Tel001]

Get kyle walker in
Young compared to our rbs

Mate I’m pretty sure des walker is younger than our full backs

 

[Soulmining]

Did we try and sign a player called edmundo in the 90s or was it a guy called Muller ?????

 

[Tel001]

Villa mate of mine says he’s not all that good. I’ve not seen him in fairness. Anyway anybody that chooses Ipswich over Everton needs to have a serious word with themselves. Even if we were in league one!

Yeah but your villa mate hasn’t been watching cack Harrison for two year has he ?

“ not good” is still levels above “ eye aids “

 

[Tel001]

Did we try and sign a player called edmundo in the 90s or was it a guy called Muller ?????

Muller the Brazilian , agreed wages only to find out he was expected to pay tax on his wages and wanted to renegotiate so that the agreed price was after tax… then left

Did he ever turn out to be any good I wonder ?

Also what happened to that Gonzales fella from porto was it? For 17.5m that we nearly signed ?

And Jesus raneir ?

There are so many randoms lol

 

[BenToffee79]

Did we try and sign a player called edmundo in the 90s or was it a guy called Muller ?????

Muller he wanted 28k a week tax free and a house back in 94.we said no

 

[Tel001]

Could be our Cole Palmer …. COYB

This is Everton mate , he will turn out like Carlton Palmer