Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Take the name away, tell me you would be disappointed if I said we've found a striker who can cover all 3 positions up top, has a 1 in 3 strike rate in the PL with Premier league experience, has pace and is at a decent age experience wise (considering DCL is 21/22 and Richarlison is 23/24).
If the price is decent and his wages aren't astronomical then its a player who imo will be very useful not just to bring off the bench but also as a starter in some games and means we can change it up a little.
It was imperative we found someone
Less of the common sense please mate, we need more set fire to the club and erase it from the history books kind of shizzle this evening.