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Everton play like 'Stoke'

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Hahahahahaha.

All I can do is laugh at you Steevie, you're so deluded it's untrue.

I'm glad the wider media are cottoning on to LFC's ridiculousness. They really are a complete laughing stock.
 
my absolute favourite line he spewed was (talking about Neville's dive)

"that's all part of the game, stuff like that, but you don't expect your captain to dive like that"

priceless.

 
Neiler said:
Is boss, Journos way of saying your talking through the wrong hole, Indo has rightly stiched him up to look a div "Dubious derby claim: Sunday's Merseyside derby statistics"- Brilliant.

Clearly a conspiracy.
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The comments there are class too.

"Jeff
Its simple Shabes when the ball is whacked high up in the air thats still classed as possession to the team who put it there. Don't assume that Everton or anyone else is bossing a game based on that particular stat.

locultom
What a whiny biased piece....unexpected to be honest. The last line is sad.

mike
bias reporting as usual i wander why"

Ha ha, they're hurting like.
 

Artetafan said:
The comments there are class too.

"Jeff
Its simple Shabes when the ball is whacked high up in the air thats still classed as possession to the team who put it there. Don't assume that Everton or anyone else is bossing a game based on that particular stat.

locultom
What a whiny biased piece....unexpected to be honest. The last line is sad.

mike
bias reporting as usual i wander why"

Ha ha, they're hurting like.
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A comment page im in!
 
"Everton are not better than us."

5th: Everton - 16pts
12th: Liverpool - 10pts

"I thought we stood up to a team that are very similar to Stoke. Every single time they got the ball to their goalkeeper it came in long."

We completed the same amount of passes (314/400) as they even attempted and had a better pass percentage. Eat your heart out, Brendan! You as well, 'Welsh Xavi'.

"We had a young, small team and they were all men and stood together. We deserved the win."

How dare we be men! I realise that's an offence at Anfield, where they don't know how to be anything other than whining, moping bitches. And he acts like we took them by surprise; look at our marketing, Gerrard: "STAND TOGETHER."
 

Captain in talking up his own team and downplaying their opponents shocker.

Won't somebody please think of the children?
 
This is possibly one of the most embarrassing articles I have ever read, but also very very funny.

What an absolute t*t
 

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