Confirmed Signing Everton Sign Wayne Rooney

[Philw]

I reckon everyone has had to log off and go for a lie down or wank mate now that he's signed. A lot of excited folk ( and some who aren't too happy ) with this news.

Fixed it for you...

Edit: Sorry mods

 

[WA Toffee]

I'll crash your server with 15000 multi if we sign dembele

Which one? Isn't there about 20 of them at the moment?

 

[Donald Twain]

look at that smile on their faces !

 

[Groucho]

Leaving aside the fact that it's Wayne Rooney, that's yet another player inbound, relatively early on.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Which one? Isn't there about 20 of them at the moment?

I raise you 30 Traores

 

[Westend Blue]

Leaving aside the fact that it's Wayne Rooney, that's yet another player inbound, relatively early on.

I reckon a min of two before the EL tie

 

[mezzrow]

look at that smile on their faces !


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Contract Dave, though. Legend.

 

[Efctrueblue]

Rooney captain next season??

 

[Mercedes]

look at that smile on their faces !

 

[BigDonk]

In some ways welcome home lad.

 

[Baines' left foot]

He's home

 

[Professor Toffee]

look at that smile on their faces !


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The shirt barely fits Wayne's arms

 

[Gardocki]

The rocketing sales in Everton Pajamas are going to pay for his salary.

He needs to announce that Coleen has been wearing Everton diamonds.

 

[Professor Toffee]

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I love Dave but he has a good face for radio

 

[BNJ1878]

Why don't you wait and see how he does instead of boring everybody on here every day with your depressing and negative guff?

If he does well you are going to look a massive plum.

He's not even kicked s ball for us yet.

Regardless of what happens, it's a bit too late for that anyway.

Wayne Rooney's departure is one I was never really ready for? Couldn't imagine Manchester United without him. Despite him wanting to leave twice, we sang songs for him, we cheered for him because none of us wanted to see a United without Rooney no matter what. Messi couldn't have replaced him during those years in our eyes.

We finally lost our Golden Boy but I know he will flourish in the team Koeman is building.

Thank you, I'm sure he'll be he'll do us proud both on and off the pitch.

So I am from Ohio, USA.
Grew up a couple hours south of Cleveland.

Some of you will understand the comparison story of LeBron James and Rooney.

When James left our basketball team and how he did it; crushing. It destroyed the fan base. It ruined the franchise for years. First place to last place. Fans were angry and the ownership wrote a scathing letter demonizing the former player.

Then like the prodigal son he returned. The skeptics remained and the fans still had the scar from his "decision" but the boy came home a man. A little wiser, more seasoned. Matured. Thus the fans were a little more seasoned, a little wiser, matured.

For a franchise, for a city, for supporters who had never seen a trophy lifted for over 50 years... There was the "what if", just what if this year is the year for glory. Redemption.

It happened in his second year back. All the hurt was gone. Forgiveness granted. The guy from northern Ohio winning a title with his boyhood team.

I got to live that fairytale. Celebrate with the millions all because of this one man who had the courage to to seek redemption.

The parallels abound for Rooney.
He is older, wiser; matured.
Maybe he lost a step? Perhaps he will never regain his moment to shine or hoist a cup.

But what if... Just what if?






... God Iove a good sports story and to get to live it twice. Send me to bed with a smile.
What a time to be a Blue.

I'd love him to win something with Everton, i'm pretty sure it will mean more to him than any other trophy.

"I miss playing with Rooney. Maybe we will play together again one day." Cristiano Ronaldo, 2015.

Oh... My... God...

Hahaha