Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[matty1878]

ipswich are doing a forest when they got promoted

 

[Brisan123]

Wish you could transfer managers , send dyche to Fleetwood

What the flip has Fleetwod ever done on you you sadist

 

[Brisan123]

Not for us, he has no PL experience

As nd we have t got 35k never mind 35 m

 

[matty1878]

Never been so sure as a player scoring a winner against us ever

like every player linked

 

[Brisan123]

Not just us who's struggling...



Wonder if they would like a holgate

We could approach him in the pub when he’s half cut and offer him a Holgate for a quid
He might think we said Colgate and snap our hand off

 

[matty1878]

We could approach him in the pub when he’s half cut and offer him a Holgate for a quid
He might think we said Colgate and snap our hand off

and when he’s sober he’s like ffs

 

[Brisan123]

At the start of last season I hoped that Chermiti would push Beto out to become 2nd choice by season end.

My hopes by the end of the season are:

1: Iroegbunam & Garner form a solid midfield partnership

2: Armstrong gets a few minutes here and there to show he could be a backup option.

3: Dixon & Patterson push the others out to become our viable RB options

4: Chermiti takes the CF role and combines well with Ndiaye.

5: O'Brien develops quickly and becomes our right sided Branthwaite.

I'm sure everyone feels the same but with all the doom and gloom and calls for signings, we may actually have a decent nucleus emerging.

Lindstrom the wild card.

I want a threesome with Halle Berry and Scarlett Johanson
I reckon I’ve a better chance than any one of those 5 happening
Oh and I’m 64 Bald skinny and pig ugly

 

[Brisan123]

Is he the one with the fit missus who fondles horses on instagram?

No you’ve mixed her up with the girl on one of @Bungle DVDs

 

[Brisan123]

Bloody idiots. Don’t have a clue do they.

It took you a while to come to that conclusion
We all copped on to that months ago

 

[Curtis]

What the flip has Fleetwod ever done on you you sadist

I thought they should face repercussions for hiring Joey Barton, also that move, demonstrates they are masochists like us

 

[matty1878]

we’re crap, have a team of slugs a bench of sloths we can’t score

we try to play hoof and can’t even do that

but we have each other

 

[Brisan123]

Maybe he meant we just weren't bringing in anyone new?

Sidibe on loan to solve our right back crisis maybe???

We should bring back Cucu Martina while we are at it

 

[RomanReigns]

GET A RIGHT BACK KOPITE KEV

 

[Curtis]

I'm just waiting for the desperate late minute loan swoop for Cornet from west ham as most of our transfer links seem to be based on long term established interest thus emit a sense of predictably

 

[Brisan123]

Transfer market going crazy Ivan Toney to Saudi Arabia 50 million

Chelsea want 40 million for lukaku

Bring a blue home