Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[Milkman]

"Hi, we saw your listing for Federico Gatti. What position does he play? Can pick up this evening, cheers."

 

[Tony’s Carp]

I for one cannot believe the Turkish press might have been chatting nonsense.

 

[Toffee484]

Obviously just speculation, but I think everything went according to plan with Harrison, Iroegbunam and Ndiaye. Leeds had to loan him out, Villa had to sell and Marseille wanted to sell. Now we're having problems with Newcastle for the first time and apparently also with PSR. Now we'll see how good Tellwell really is and how we deal with more difficult situations.

 

[Goat]

I for one cannot believe the Turkish press might have been chatting nonsense.

 

[Goat]

"Hi, we saw your listing for Federico Gatti. What position does he play? Can pick up this evening, cheers."

No silly, we are surveying, which doesnt mean we are talking to them, it just means we are watching from a distance.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Surveying?

That HAS to be a new entry to the vocabulary index of Everton transfers? Alongside Mulling, Pondering, Considering,

Checking him for dry rot and subsidence. Tbh with our injury record that’s probably wise.

 

[Curtis]

"HI I'm from the everton football group we're conducting a survey how do you feel about bald ginger men in track suits who enjoy a nice low block and play some direct football? Please press 1 for eh thats good press 2 for I'll pass"

 

[Paul Rideout]

I for one cannot believe the Turkish press might have been chatting nonsense.

I’m not sure on the reliability of that guy though…

Hear he’s also a big Michael Jackson fan

 

[Curtis]

Turkish clubs have less available funds than 777

 

[kev]

No silly, we are surveying, which doesnt mean we are talking to them, it just means we are watching from a distance.

Through a theodolite.

 

[Toffee484]

Think there’s due to be some news today.

Need a Ndiaye announcement and a new link to a incoming or outgoing from at least a tier 2 source.

 

[Curtis]

No silly, we are surveying, which doesnt mean we are talking to them, it just means we are watching from a distance.

So we have a scout in the bushes watching him with a pair of binoculars?

 

[Neiler]

"HI I'm from the everton football group we're conducting a survey how do you feel about bald ginger men in track suits who enjoy a nice low block and play some direct football? Please press 1 for eh thats good press 2 for I'll pass"

Am in Italy at the moment, can confirm I’ve heard nothing.

 

[preposterousvelios]

Obviously just speculation, but I think everything went according to plan with Harrison, Iroegbunam and Ndiaye. Leeds had to loan him out, Villa had to sell and Marseille wanted to sell. Now we're having problems with Newcastle for the first time and apparently also with PSR. Now we'll see how good Tellwell really is and how we deal with more difficult situations.

Everyday that passes without Newcastle making a sale they will be getting closer to coming back to the table to negotiate with us imo.

We know how PSR works better than anyone, if you need to bring in a sale you do what you have to do. They can demand an unrealistic fee, sell ons and buy back clauses all they like, if its the end of the week and they still aren't PSR compliant they will come crawling back.

If this is the player we want, best thing we can do atm is play the waiting game.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Everyday that passes without Newcastle making a sale they will be getting closer to coming back to the table to negotiate with us imo.

We know how PSR works better than anyone, if you need to bring in a sale you do what you have to do. They can demand an unrealistic fee, sell ons and buy back clauses all they like, if its the end of the week and they still aren't PSR compliant they will come crawling back.

If this is the player we want, best thing we can do atm is play the waiting game.

I’m surprised they haven’t just shuffled one or two off to Saudi to fix their PSR problems.