Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Sweverton]

NEWSFLASH In the ongoing determination t get our club relegated and outside FFP as quickly as possibly, Everyons new sporting director kevin thellewell - ehimself earnng 25 thousand pounds a week - has now declardee to have signed 89 year old Dishwasher Frank Famblomnitonio, the once famed winger from Rotherham United. ""We can proudly say he has signed with us for a weekly fee of 55 thousand pounds and of course eve waived to set a transfer fee. Thellwell told glowingly to reporters outside Everton Headquarters in Florido assisted living facility.

Good deal that. Half of Gomes wage and twice the mobility

 

[Toffe3m4n]

NEWSFLASH In the ongoing determination t get our club relegated and outside FFP as quickly as possibly, Everyons new sporting director kevin thellewell - ehimself earnng 25 thousand pounds a week - has now declardee to have signed 89 year old Dishwasher Frank Famblomnitonio, the once famed winger from Rotherham United. ""We can proudly say he has signed with us for a weekly fee of 55 thousand pounds and of course eve waived to set a transfer fee. Thellwell told glowingly to reporters outside Everton Headquarters in Florido assisted living facility.

Christ lol

People take this football thing far too seriously mate....

 

[brieverton]

 

[ToffeeTim]

NEWSFLASH In the ongoing determination t get our club relegated and outside FFP as quickly as possibly, Everyons new sporting director kevin thellewell - ehimself earnng 25 thousand pounds a week - has now declardee to have signed 89 year old Dishwasher Frank Famblomnitonio, the once famed winger from Rotherham United. ""We can proudly say he has signed with us for a weekly fee of 55 thousand pounds and of course eve waived to set a transfer fee. Thellwell told glowingly to reporters outside Everton Headquarters in Florido assisted living facility.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I’d quit while I’m ahead if I were you

Good deal that. Half of Gomes wage and twice the mobility

Christ lol

People take this football thing far too seriously mate....

You've all given the WUM what they want

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

NEWSFLASH In the ongoing determination t get our club relegated and outside FFP as quickly as possibly, Everyons new sporting director kevin thellewell - ehimself earnng 25 thousand pounds a week - has now declardee to have signed 89 year old Dishwasher Frank Famblomnitonio, the once famed winger from Rotherham United. ""We can proudly say he has signed with us for a weekly fee of 55 thousand pounds and of course eve waived to set a transfer fee. Thellwell told glowingly to reporters outside Everton Headquarters in Florido assisted living facility.

I think you might need some help...

 

[billyblue80]

Mc Neil
Gana
Barkley

The most underwhelming and unimaginative additions.

 

[trueblue84]

Due a goal.

The problem is there was only one team in the league where he would've got that elusive goal. He's just signed for that team.

 

[Nymzee]

Barkley

This isn't a thing.

 

[billyblue80]

This isn't a thing.

I hope you are right

 

[blu87554]

I think you might need some help...

Im just very underwhelmed by my beloved club's transfers or lack off. Ive seen that relegation fight coming since last august. We will enter a new one the coming season if these idiots dont produce some results!

 

[billyblue80]

I know he was good for us but bringing back a 32 year old Gana is a lazy stop gap for me. Who says he is the same player at that age. Where is the scouting to find a player to take us forward?

 

[Zatara]

McNeil is not the worst player by any means but we’ve missed a trick here, Joao Pedro from Watford available 15 mill is the one we should be going balls deep for??

I think JP will end up as a CF or LF.

McNeil of course can play around 5 positions.

If were making comparisons then id say Broja or JP would be more comparable.

 

[andy4efc]

I just sincerely hope that the fans will at least show support for the likes of McNeil, Barkley & Gana at the match. Can't go through another season of the fans constantly getting on the players backs....

Professional footballers or not, humans respond to positive reinforcement above all else. We saw that at Goodison during the last few games of the season.

Mcneill will get a fair shot by the fans. Most players do.

Gana, cant see why anyone would be on his case. We all know what hes about and he was well loved, and nobody begrudged him his move because he didn't down tools when it came around in the January.

Barkley, RAT. Hope a big banner gets unveiled in the gladyws street of Rolant Rat with the caption BARKLEY.

 

[andy4efc]

I know he was good for us but bringing back a 32 year old Gana is a lazy stop gap for me. Who says he is the same player at that age. Where is the scouting to find a player to take us forward?

The other way of looking at it, is that we know what he does, and can fill that gap we have for another season, then we can bring in a 6 that's worth bringing in next summer.

It's not ideal but it's an option and at least buys some time for next summer, with minimal cost to the budget (which could allow us to use that money elsewhere).