Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[MikeH72]

Cleverley is hands down the worst football player I have seen with my own 2 eyes on a football pitch.

Think he was one of the first players I actually properly despised whilst he played for us, little Martinez grass he was.

 

[carolinablue232]

Cleverley is hands down the worst football player I have seen with my own 2 eyes on a football pitch.

Alcaraz was worse

 

[DualityNSNO]

Alcaraz was worse

No doubt, but I didn't see him play live, only on tv, so I can't judge him the same way.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Alcaraz was worse

I'm not sure I remember anything he did here aside from the horror show in Kyiv

 

[carolinablue232]

I'm not sure I remember anything he did here aside from the horror show in Kyiv

That’s all you need to remember. Might actually be the worst individual performance I’ve ever watched at any level.

 

[TheBigIguana]

That’s all you need to remember. Might actually be the worst individual performance I’ve ever watched at any level.

Yeah that or Ricardo Clark

 

[chippy1722]

Alcaraz was worse

Martina was worse than both and he still wouldn’t be the worst in the past 25 years.

 

[carolinablue232]

Martina was worse than both and he still wouldn’t be the worst in the past 25 years.

Idk if that’s true. They were both shambolic though. That’s for sure. Thanks Bobby

 

[DualityNSNO]

Martina was worse than both and he still wouldn’t be the worst in the past 25 years.

Nah Alcaraz was much worse. Martina was limited but Alcaraz was just not a footballer.

 

[wellillwill]

Gave us 1 of our "best" Anfield memories.

I still think that's the best strike I've seen, especially given the circumstances of the goal.

 

[tellmema]

I still think that's the best strike I've seen, especially given the circumstances of the goal.

Never get tired of that... Better every time.

Probably given offside these days.....

 

[wellillwill]

Never get tired of that... Better every time.

Probably given offside these days.....

Ball clearly fouls the keeper on the way past.

 

[Zatara]

For Pickford, Sam Johnstone

But don't want to lose Pickford

I'd like to think we've at least spoken to Johnstone about coming this summer. Given our financial position getting him in for free and cashing in on JP to strengthen the defence would be very sound business. Johnstone isn't as good a keeper than JP but ideally with a strengthened defence he wouldn't need to be.

Bazunu has just won Portsmouth player of the year and only turned 20 a couple of months ago. Played 44 games for them and on loan from City.

Could be someone we could sign who is perhaps good enougb now but with a very high ceiling.

That Leeds keeper Meslier has only just turned 22. He doesnt look too bad either.

If Lampard wants to play out from the back im not sure players like Johnstone or even Pope would cut it.

Think he was one of the first players I actually properly despised whilst he played for us, little Martinez grass he was.

Alcaraz was worse

No doubt, but I didn't see him play live, only on tv, so I can't judge him the same way.

Cleverley was proper Osman.

Cant detest any player more than former manager and all round ****** Koeman.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Cleverley was proper Osman.

Cant detest any player more than former manager and all round ****** Koeman.

Nah, Osman - as much as I disliked him as a player - was an actually decent player who'd have a good day every so often. Did everything to his best.

Cleverley was just garbage.

 

[Zatara]

Nah, Osman - as much as I disliked him as a player - was an actually decent player who'd have a good day every so often. Did everything to his best.

Cleverley was just garbage.

I ran with @MikeH72 calling him a "Martinez Grass"...as Osman was for Moyes...or so the rumour goes.

Osman was a pearoller specialist though.