Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Goat]

Clearly not been watching Wobz on the bench press

To play the likes of Gilmour and Gallagher, you are gonna have to give them a bodyguard and wibble aint it.

 

[blue to the bone]

Are you an Iguana multi?

He's the oracle

 

[Goat]

Why don't we just let Frank get on with it?

Fairly sure they aint taking transfer advice from this thread my Jack.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Pickford
Patterson Tarkowski Bassey Mykolenko
Gilmour
Gallagher Iwobi
Johnson Toney Gordon​

Finish at least 17th.

Don't waste money on Toney and just keep DCL. Same thing.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Mate, you're the one who's always trying to pound everyone into submission by presenting some stat or another. Maybe have a little lie down and imagine a midfield of Iwobi AND De Bruyne! Then, when you've rehydrated, come back out and play.

Respectfully mate don't talk to me like this when you staked it all on Bernard. Maybe we can bring him back from Bahrain or wherever he is now so we can get that sweet sweet pass completion. Maybe win the best first touch trophy too.

Edit: I've had a look and Bernard can't even stand out in the UAE. Easily the worst player Evertonians swore was awesome and we've got some real doozies on that list.

 

[TheBigIguana]

To play the likes of Gilmour and Gallagher, you are gonna have to give them a bodyguard and wibble aint it.

You're right here, Gilmour can't be the deep guy with two in front that aren't pure ball winners.

There still isn't a compelling reason for us to end up with Gallagher though. Lot of wishful thinking there.

 

[Goat]

You're right here, Gilmour can't be the deep guy with two in front that aren't pure ball winners.

There still isn't a compelling reason for us to end up with Gallagher though. Lot of wishful thinking there.

I think theres a chance Chelsea will move him on.

I dont see him here tho sadly.

 

[tommytowne]

Attempts and completes fewer passes than 98% of other CBs.

Tarkowski won't come here. Too much bad blood between him in particular as well as his club and us. Villa bound in my opinion alongside the biggest yard dog in the PL that is Mings.

 

[LeeCarsley]

if we let Tarkowski go to Villa we will regret it.

 

[Nymzee]

I'm not convinced that team avoids the drop

We just did and it's better than this year's side c'mon.

 

[Nymzee]

To play the likes of Gilmour and Gallagher, you are gonna have to give them a bodyguard and wibble aint it.

Best nickname for him yet lol

 

[Nymzee]

Why don't we just let Frank get on with it?

Aren't you a bag of fun

 

[Nymzee]

Don't waste money on Toney and just keep DCL. Same thing.

Don't you want the clubs finances to be more healthy?

 

[TheBigIguana]

Don't you want the clubs finances to be more healthy?

How does signing Ivan Toney do that?

 

[TheBigIguana]

I think theres a chance Chelsea will move him on.

I dont see him here tho sadly.

Secretly I hope we don't sign him. He's good, but he's not so good that you can just plop him into any team and set up and expect it'll all be fine. And I don't trust us to realize that.