Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Charles Hawtrey]

Best nickname for him yet lol

Hadan arabic stream for the Palace game and they kept refering to him as Eeeyobi

 

[Nymzee]

How does signing Ivan Toney do that?

Because he'll be cheaper than what we'll sell DCL for???

 

[TheBigIguana]

Because he'll be cheaper than what we'll sell DCL for???

But he's also 26 and not that good. So we'll make a short term profit and have issues down the road.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

He completed a higher percentage than KdB this season mate. Good try though.

And no that doesn't mean Iwobi is better. It means that one number isn't telling the whole story.

Apart from the fact this is untrue, you are right......

 

[Nymzee]

But he's also 26 and not that good. So we'll make a short term profit and have issues down the road.

Disagree. Also, he's only just turned 26, not that that age matters. When did you turn into Zat-lite?

 

[roydo]

How does signing Ivan Toney do that?

Not saying we should, but selling DCL creates an instant large profit, signing Toney the fee would be spread across several years. Accounts wise.

So, in make believe world, Sale = £60m profit. Purchase on a 5 year deal = minus £12m on the accounts.

You are welcome.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Apart from the fact this is untrue, you are right......

It might depend on where you look. I've checked a second site that has it a bit different. The gap is closer than you would think. But the gap between their abilities is vast. Which is really the whole point here, that one number doesn't tell the whole story. It isn't a controversial take.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Do we actually have any money?

 

[TheBigIguana]

Not saying we should, but selling DCL creates an instant large profit, signing Toney the fee would be spread across several years. Accounts wise.

So, in make believe world, Sale = £60m profit. Purchase on a 5 year deal = minus £12m on the accounts.

You are welcome.

Ok so financially it makes sense I guess. But we also have to account for the part where Ivan Toney is 26 and not very good. Which to me means we are going to have financial issues regarding him down the road.

 

[davids]

But he's also 26 and not that good. So we'll make a short term profit and have issues down the road.

It's what we do?

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Do we actually have any money?

We got some from the Arteta sale

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

But he's also 26 and not that good. So we'll make a short term profit and have issues down the road.

I sincerely doubt we’d get a like for like replacement for Dom if he goes

Not a lot of good strikers are going to want to play for a crap Everton side

Cloth will have to be cut accordingly so the books can be balanced

 

[maccavennie]

Do we actually have any money?

Nope

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Nope

Thought so

It’s times like this I miss Moyes most of all

 

[roydo]

Ok so financially it makes sense I guess. But we also have to account for the part where Ivan Toney is 26 and not very good. Which to me means we are going to have financial issues regarding him down the road.

Well thats a different matter. You asked how the deal would work well, financially. I havnt a clue if he is any good, cos I dont watch Brentford play.