Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Zatara]

He seems to be trying too hard to be ultra itk I reckon
Also how does a club make 'Strong Enquiries'?
Shout it down the phone? Say straight out 'this is a strong enquiry'?
Put a STRONG ENQUIRY watermark across a form? Throw a punch?
It's 5am, why am I awake? lol

On a serious note, theyve admitted that the club are looking at many more players and these are just the ones theyve heard of.

What I would say is that the list is very peculiar in that its almost random.

Colwill + Gallagher are common sense....Scamacca you could probably pick out if we sold DCL or had alot of money to spend.

Some of the other names are just so random though...its almost too weird to be made up lol

 

[NeilA1878]

Morata might be the most overrated player ever

I dont understand how he keeps getting moves to Elite teams.

Can't knock 200 career goals though... He's scored more than Fernando Torres at club level... And he'll be in the top 5 goalscorers ever for the national team very soon.

He's a bit of a pariah in Spain, so much criticism by the fans and media but the top managers seem to love him.

He has suffered with confidence at key moments...

 

[TheBigIguana]

I dont understand how he keeps getting moves to Elite teams.

He's gone from Madrid to Juve back to Madrid to Chelsea to Atletico back to Juve. And in all that time he's maxed out at 20 in all comps and 15 in the various leagues. He's played a bunch for Spain too. It's utterly bizarre.

He's not a bad player mind but for that track record he's not nearly good enough.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Can't knock 200 career goals though... He's scored more than Fernando Torres at club level... And he'll be in the top 5 goalscorers ever for the national team very soon.

He's a bit of a pariah in Spain, so much criticism by the fans and media but the top managers seem to love him.

He has suffered with confidence at key moments...

He's not that good but for some reason he's gotten the playing time to hit those marks. I mean DCL would have 200 goals with that career.

 

[GoldenToffee]

We'll have absolutely Zinched it if we can sign 'chenko from City.

 

[Nymzee]

I dont understand how he keeps getting moves to Elite teams.

Scores goals innit

 

[Nymzee]

We'll have absolutely Zinched it if we can sign 'chenko from City.

Bed. Not even arsed if you’ve just woken up, bed.

 

[Ash Woods]

100% lock it in!!

are you on fb? Shoot me your details on a Dm so we can keep in touch

 

[MikeH72]

Can't knock 200 career goals though... He's scored more than Fernando Torres at club level... And he'll be in the top 5 goalscorers ever for the national team very soon.

He's a bit of a pariah in Spain, so much criticism by the fans and media but the top managers seem to love him.

He has suffered with confidence at key moments...

Torres was genuinely crap for half of his career.

 

[Eggs]

…West Ham linked with Michael Keane. Can’t see it myself, @Zatara will be happy.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Bed. Not even arsed if you’ve just woken up, bed.

You just jelly that you didn't think of it first.

 

[Eggs]

…West Ham linked with Michael Keane. Can’t see it myself, @Zatara will be happy.

 

[AmericasToffee]

You just jelly that you didn't think of it first.

Is that Andre Gomes after he retires from football?

 

[maccavennie]

I’m going to throw a name out there

Luis Fernando Sinisterra Lucumí

That's a nice name mate, is it yours? Roman Reigns is definitely easier to say than Luis Fernando Sinisterra Lucumi, so I can see why you simplified your forum name.

 

[kenada_blue]

We'll have absolutely Zinched it if we can sign 'chenko from City.

Don't see it much of much to be honest. He wants to play in midfield...is he any good there in the prem?

Delph played left back for Pep than he did midfield.