Signing Gazza, Ginola, Sparky, Etoo, Rooney and others years after they might have been able to help us actually achieve something on the pitch.
Letting Moyes go to United and giving him an ovation for doing so.
Having signed the twenty stone Espen Baardsen for some unknown reason and then having an injury crisis actually have to use him. We dove over three balls at Spuds and the Euro charge falls short by three points.
Bringing the Dome back for the third time.
Selling Alan Ball to Arsenal on the basis he was finished; they went on to win the double.
The list could go on, I cannot.